I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

spongebob cried because patrick was moving away. patrick got accepted to college and spngebob had to say goodbye to his friend. goodbye patrick. squidward was standing with his arms crossed but then he realized his two annoying neighbors would be split up for ever so actually he started getting really fucking happy and exstatick. and both his penis and nose made the same motion when he jumped. sorry but thats just how it works. its just the truth. its just the cold hard, solid, rock solid, and brick solid, and metal solid facts, and truths, that his penis did that in concjuction, and correspondence, with his nose. if you want to argue, then dm me or ibox me, lets make a website.

my wife flew a plane in an emergency situation and saved our lives in her dream last night and it was incredibly vivid to her and multiples times throughout the day today she has said quietly under her breath “I flew the plane…”

she describes how she had to use all her strength to pull the yoke down (she knows all the cabin terminology) and send the plane practically vertically through the air to avoid crashing into a mountain range and she keeps calling it the “miracle over the mountains”