My life whenever

If the post office got their own mail, would they have a P.O. box, or would they have a mailbox out front?

Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me...I'll laugh at you.

In life you'll realize that there is a purpose for every person you meet.  Some are there to test you, some will use you, some will teach you, and some will bring out the best in you.

It's ok to be a glowstick.  Sometimes we have to break before we shine.