Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
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Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

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No, but literally, same.
god i feel this in my bones
SBE - stupid bitch energy
FINALLY some representativity
representativity
big fat mood

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In loving memory of John McCain, here are some of his proudest achievements:
Violating the Geneva Convention to bomb a lightbulb factory in Vietnam
Snubbed the Vietnamese peasant who saved his life after he crashed his plane in Vietnam while violating the mentioned Geneva Convention
Supporting legislation to forcefully relocate native American populations Calling Vietnamese people “g**ks” Using his power as a senator to help the Lincoln Savings and Loan Association swindle the life savings of tax payers in one of the biggest political scandals in American history as a member of the Keating Five
Singing that we should “bomb bomb bomb Iran” because he thought calling for support of the murder of millions of innocents was something funny.
Calling people “low life scum” who were protesting Henry Kissinger, a notorious American war criminal who played a role in the US-backed overthrow of the democratically elected president of Chile, Salvador Allende, and his replacement with the fascist Augusto Pinochet, who became known for tossing political dissidents out of helicopters.
Calling for war and/or supporting war in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, West and Central Africa, Iran, Bosnia and Kosovo, Ukraine, Russia, and the DPRK.
Hanging out with neo-Nazis in Ukraine and supporting them shortly before their coup in Ukraine
Later hanging out with neo-Nazis again and holding a “good meeting” with them
Returned to congress while sick from cancer and receiving treatment for it on his free state-funded healthcare in order to make sure that poor people don’t get to have healthcare
Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox (2009)
“I used to believe that the human race as a whole was basically a few steps above wolves. That given the slightest change in circumstances, we would all, sooner or later, tear each other to shreds. That we were, at root, self-interested, cowardly, envious and potentially dangerous in groups. I have since come to believe — after many meals with many different people in many, many different places — that though there is no shortage of people who would do us harm, we are essentially good. That the world is, in fact, filled with mostly good and decent people who are simply doing the best they can. Everybody, it turns out, is proud of their food (when they have it). They enjoy sharing it with others (if they can). They love their children. They like a good joke. Sitting at the table has allowed me a privileged perspective and access that others, looking principally for “the story,” do not, I believe, always get. People feel free, with a goofy American guy who has expressed interest only in their food and what they do for fun, to tell stories about themselves — to let their guard down, to be and to reveal, on occasion, their truest selves. … People, wherever they live, are not statistics. They are not abstractions. … I’m not saying that sitting down with people and sharing a plate is the answer to world peace. Not by a long shot. But it can’t hurt.” - Anthony Bourdain
Alexa, release my inhibitions

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SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY
RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT
JLO CAN’T SING JLO CAN’T SING
MARIAAAAAAH!!!
when ppl think being a multifaceted human being who shows different sides of themselves depending on how comfortable they are in different situations makes you …”fake” …
I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this
You’re all fake as fuck
Tom Hardy has been out here with that ass, and those lips, and those slutty MySpace photos for years. FOR YEARS. But now all of sudden he’s got a hot dog tongue and y’all wanna smash? No. I’ve wanted to fuck Tom Hardy for years. YEARS. You are not welcome on this bandwagon.

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I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him.
i hope the person who said “that’s pussy, babe!” is living their best life
hi!! i actually just got a new part time job i really wanted, am working on a lot of music, got accepted to my school of choice, loving my relationship with my gf and regularly enjoying pussy babe! thank you!