ROSECUT

June 22nd 1981 - February 1st 2015

𝙹𝚄𝙽𝙾 𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙴𝙻 & 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙳𝙾𝚆𝚂 𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 ( 𝙿𝚁𝚃 𝟷 )

❝  i don’t think an apology is too goddamn much to ask for! ❞  

❝  it isn’t an apology, it’s a lie ! ❞  

❝  i didn’t do anything wrong ! ❞ 

❝  you were supposed to be on lookout ! what the hell happened ?! ❞ 

❝  i was just asking a question ! ❞ 

❝  i said that’s enough ! ❞  

❝  i warned you that this would get complicated, and now that it has, you can’t go running to mommy. ❞ 

❝  tell them that and see how long they stay. you’re damaged goods. ❞ 

❝  you’re damaged goods. ❞ 

❝  are you alright ? ❞ 

❝  i have to be alone, private time. ❞ 

❝  we’ll always be together. ❞ 

❝  and it’s exhausting, i’m just tired … ❞  

❝  you’re still awake ? ❞ 

❝  are you coming to bed ? ❞  

❝  i can take care of myself. ❞ 

❝  she left you. ❞ 

❝  she left you , about time too. ❞ 

❝  i said shut up ! ❞ 

❝  i don’t know a thing, except i’m really creeped out. ❞ 

❝  now i’m really sweating. ❞ 

❝  the hell are you doing here ? ❞ 

❝  you pulled a knife ! ❞ 

❝  the hell was that ?! ❞ 

❝  i’ll deal with you later. ❞ 

❝  uh … hi big guy. ❞ 

❝  come inside and close the door, quickly. ❞ 

❝  there is an alien aboard this ship. ❞ 

❝  do you have literally any proof of this alien theory ?! ❞ 

❝  yeah, okay, we broke them, what do you want from me ? ❞ 

❝  alright, storytime’s been fun, but i’m going to bed. ❞ 

❝  why the hell were you awake and walking the halls at one in the morning ? ❞ 

❝  i was just y’know … thinking … about things. ❞ 

❝  did you hear that ?! ❞ 

❝  slow down ! i’m right behind you ! ❞ 

❝  it’s okay, you’re safe now. ❞ 

❝  if you’re trying to tell me i’m a lunatic, just spit it out already ! ❞ 

❝  oh, wow, i am shouting like super loud, aren’t i ? ❞ 

❝  oh no. no, no, no… ❞  

❝  w … what the hell ? did you see that ? ❞  

❝  why the hell didn’t you say anything ?! ❞  

❝  i thought … i didn’t think you’d believe me. ❞ 

❛  i can’t be held responsible for my actions.  ❜

❛  i’m certifiably cute and adorably obsessed.  ❜

❛  i guess the only way to prove it is with abstract symbolism.  ❜

❛  i know a 3am text means i was in your dreams before you woke up to pee.  ❜

❛  whatever you got, baby, i’ll take it.  ❜

❛  we should definitely not have sex right now.  ❜

❛  we have the common sense not to have sex right now.  ❜

❛  i thought my dreams would come true but then as i grew the world was like ‘nope’.  ❜

❛  maybe this dream will finally make me feel like i deserve a dream.  ❜

❛  gather ye ‘round and i’ll tell you a tale.  ❜

❛  yes, wine can be fun - whie, rosé and red ‘till i call up my boss to say i wish he was dead.  ❜

❛  wow, i did not know it was that bad.  ❜

❛  i puked on my cat. i fell through the doorway and puked on my cat. poor little thing did not expect that.  ❜

❛  my best friend is sleeping with my ex behind my back. who cares? i don’t!  ❜

❛  that’s the best messy bun i’d ever seen in the world.  ❜

❛  she probably just found that outfit laying around. like in the trash!  ❜

❛  ping pong shows that she has control over her body but it doesn’t threaten my masculinity like basketball or hockey!  ❜

❛  let’s share a costco card!  ❜

❛  what’s a girl to do when she’s stuck between men?  ❜

❛  i wasn’t really listening but i can see the center of the triangle is lil’ ol’ me.  ❜

❛  the math of love triangles isn’t hard to learn.  ❜

❛  actually, a triangle has multiple centers.  ❜

❛  those are good puns but please pay attention.  ❜

❛  lady, we’re all gay. we get nothing out of this.  ❜

❛  when you speak, my knees get weak.  ❜

❛  let’s get real, we know the deal.  ❜

❛  this thing we had was not just bad, it was a shit show.  ❜

❛  not to be crass but this sucked ass.  ❜

❛  chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire.  ❜

❛  we have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce.  ❜

❛  sometimes him, sometimes me. though never simultaneously.  ❜

❛  it’s a makeover, makey makeover.  ❜

❛  well, i don’t mind being alone. i’m not afraid of what enters my mind when i’m solo.  ❜

❛  i’m totally fine alone with my thoughts.  ❜

❛  i barely passed lifeguard school. that’s why that kid almost drowned in that pool.  ❜

❛  i used to like guacamole. now i don’t like guacamole.  ❜

❛  if it worked on guacamole, it could work on my mom!  ❜

❛  if i can’t even hit the gym, how will i ever be a good father?  ❜

❛  when my friends and i stick together there’s nothing we can’t do. and when i say that, i specifically mean we’re gonna stage a coup.  ❜

❛  we’re gonna braid each other’s hair. then cut each other’s braids, connect the braids to build a rope to hang all of congress.  ❜

❛  take control of the banks! squad goals!  ❜

❛  all agriculture will be diverted into making us rosé.  ❜

❛  he’s so normal. i’m in love.  ❜

❛  whoever renovated this house did a terrible job.  ❜

❛  wow, i can’t believe it took us that long to come up with the most obvious solution. kind of embarrassing.  ❜

❛  hey, what are you doing for the next, like, thirteen hours?  ❜

❛  don’t do anything healthy. don’t be productive.  ❜

❛  it’s not stalking ‘cause the information is all technically public.  ❜

❛  we used to be there for each other, every second. with one emoji, we could read each other’s soul.  ❜

❛  i just wanna say i miss you every day! and i will … but you go first.  ❜

❛  i mean, this is almost entirely all my fault here but you gotta admit it’s just a tiny bit your fault too.  ❜

❛  the only hard part of it is how hard i’ll hit this when i knock it out of the park.  ❜

❛  if a kid gets hungry, i’ll feed his face. a real wholesome meal - piece of cake. here, have a piece of cake.  ❜

❛  can’t believe that i could have been so wrong. don’t know what was going through my mind.  ❜

❛  so obvious! it’s like, uh, hello?  ❜

❛  who’s the new guy? i don’t trust him.  ❜

❛  he’s suspiciously good looking in ways normal people are not.  ❜

❛  i’m a ticking time bomb!  ❜

❛  i won’t be ignored! i won’t be interrupted! beca -  ❜

❛  we’ll never have problems again. it’s only smooth, smooth sailing from now on.  ❜

❛  do you remember back when we have problems? oh man, that was annoying.  ❜

❛  fine, i guess i’ll just soul train outta here, losers.  ❜

❛  we don’t need gasoline, our car will run on love.  ❜

❛  we’ll never worry about paying the bills. the only money we need is sunset.  ❜

❛  our love has made us totes invincible.  ❜

❛  now it’s time to celebrate. grab a drink and fix a plate but before you feel too great remember that we suffered.  ❜

❛  being happy is selfish.  ❜

❛  that’s science for ‘a pain in your asses’.  ❜

❛  when i blow, it sounds like ‘whee!’  ❜

❛  you might say, ‘don’t do it. leave these poor people alone’ but i’m a prankster. i just wanna see what will happen.  ❜

❛  unfortunately, i wanna have sex with you.  ❜

❛  let’s get this over with so i can focus on other tasks.  ❜

❛  you’re my best friend and i know i’m not yours and that’s okay.  ❜

❛  a little from you is like a lot from someone else.  ❜

❛  six of yours beats anyone’s dozen.  ❜

❛  it’s a man nap. time to nap like a man. sleepy sleepy cuddle time.  ❜

❛  no pressure but i seriously need to know.  ❜

❛  was i sick the day in school they taught you how to be a normal person?  ❜

❛  it just feels like there’s something fundamental i’m missing out on. like is there an instruction manual? do you have the manual? i know you have the manual!  ❜

❛  i think i’m fine but i’m only, like, 43 percent sure.  ❜

❛  you’ve done it now. you’ve gotten everything you said you wanted.  ❜

❛  take a moment, take a breath. after today, you’ll start fresh.  ❜

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