Larry Stylinson💕

Do you remember when Harry & Louis couldn’t stop flirting at the red carpet ONCE AGAIN ?

It was like 12 of us or more trying at all times for OVER A  WEEK straight. And it’s still unavailable. It’s unavailable because they /took care of it/. I’m not sure what they did, but they did something? And they didn’t need to, but they did it anyway. Just to avoid people getting trolled, or to preserve something that they knew meant a lot to us.

And idk, I’m not sure what it means or why, but they keep doing the blue and green thing. And I don’t really flair about it a lot, because sometimes I’m like ‘that’s a stretch’. But idk, I don’t think it is? They know a little piece of clothing in a simple colour can lift people’s moods so I think they just go for it when they can. And they don’t need to do that either, yet, they do it anyway?

And Harry following larries on twitter or Louis doing the selfie warning thing. Like… again for the umpteenth time, they don’t need to do that. We’re a small group of people and our theories get ridiculed (all of them, the bears the green and blue, the selfies), yet, they’re still doing it. Again and again and again. They’re not promoting anything, they’re not keeping us around because they’ve got something to gain from us here.

2010

2011

2012

2013

2014

(I sadly have to say there´s no single hug between Larry:()

BUT

2015

and because it´s so beautiful here once again:

Louis: Hello TMZ.

TMZ: Hello.

Louis:  I need you to do a thing.

TMZ: Of course, ask and you shall receive, no questions asked.

Louis: The Larries are pissing me off again, dude.

TMZ: Ah, the larries, I see. Bad, bad people.

Louis: They think my baby isn’t real!

TMZ: Noo!

Louis: So can you make fun of them?That’ll show them.

TMZ: Sure, what do you want us to do?

Louis: Ah, not much, just insinuate my baby isn’t real, talk about how Freddie might be a doll, talk about it as much as possible.

TMZ: Of course! 

Louis: Oh, can you also talk about Larry? Bring in Larry for absolutely no reason at all,that’ll show my enemy Harry Styles as well.

TMZ: Sure. Not like we have anything better to do than make fun of a section of people on tumblr. Not like we’re a huge corporation or anything. 

Louis: Great! *cackles away into the night laughing about the larries*

So according to you something like this happened. You want me to believe Louis Tomlinson made TMZ talk about his “baby” in the manner they did, compare his child to a dog, to a doll, put up polls asking the GP if the baby is real, if Larry is real; all to mess with us Larries.

Wow. You’re right, how did we not see the light? Let’s go home guys, Louis told TMZ to do it, #babygateended.

We weren’t really sure what TMZ was doing and how they were going to go about this, just that they’re up to something. Your explanation makes so much sense.