definitely not human meat

ive been online so long and so much the internet has lost all charm to me, even though it isnt true i feel like ive seen everything and been everywhere. how do i make computer time special again i dont know

Had a crazy dream last night where I was at an after party with friends and j was there absolutely wasted and shirtless with the worst beer gut but a slim little waist and he started trying to shake ass next to me in front of all these people and even in my dream I was like I need to record this. So I took my phone out instead of trying to #hitthat and his pants must have been loose because the next thing I knew his cock was out and he was hard and flashed all of these strangers for a good 5 seconds and I couldn’t fucking believe it. And then of course I was like okay well do I post this for all my moots to see and ruin his online presence or never tell a single soul.

This new mobile layout might be the worst one ever to be released

Living with your ex may not be great for your mental health, but it does wonders for your self esteem!

Fully committing to watching Dexter right now and man I had no idea the incest potential was this high… if I were a wine mom 15 years ago I would’ve been in for a sick awakening