Roommate Chaos

@roommatechaos

The chronicals of four new-adults in a basement. I am F, an osteology and general science nerd with chronic pain in college and working in a museum. C is my freaking wonderful boyfriend, an actor and film maker/editor. V is his twin and ranger-in-training. D is an archaeology dork who is dangerously overly obsessed with bad memes.

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"Did it work? Did you sneeze out the depression?"

Me after putting sage under C's face

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"Just watch all of Downtown Abbey until the wolves fuck."

-C's Cousin

"Sorry, I didn't mean to change the topic and interrupt myself mid sentence, just all of a sudden the polar bears were just really strong in my heart."

-F

"That guy fucked his cousin with the second ammendment around his dick."

-C

"We all love each other; The two of us."

-C

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"I'm like the dopest fucking glomp you've ever glomped."

-F

Our tap water tastes like tuna this morning

F: "I'm almost glad facebook stalks me now, it's like 'Hey you wanna click on this ad?' Fuck yeah I wanna click on that ad."

D just walked away into the bathroom and sang, "🎶 I'm gonna go and take a shit all niiiight. 🎶

C and F, talking about F's boss.

C: "He's cool."

F: "He's fucking doooope."

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D: *staring at a slinky* "Dude. This is like a futuristic wrap drive dude."

"If you eat the alligator that ate your dad, you can absorb all the dad powers through the alligator. Then you avoid the murder part but have the dad powders."

-C

D: "Can you eat dragon ass?"

F: "D, I hate you."

C: "Wow, our socks are so similair!"

"YOU'RE NOT WEARING SOCKS."

C: *looks down*

V: "Dang, I guess your voice isn't buttery enough"

C: *says something gravely*

V: "That's like, Rock Butter."

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"Somebody's gonna be cuddle-puddled. I don't care who it is, but somebody's gotta do it."

-C about the movie seating arrangements

D: "Hey C. I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is actually just an elf. Like, you're dating an elf. Your kid would be a halfling."

C: "I know."

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