I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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styofa doing anything
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

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Intimidation failed (animated)
hamlet from hamlet
Testosterone would save Prince Hamlet of Denmark from Hamlet!
half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die
i wanna fuck and then die
cicadas the lot of you
World Heritage Post
all of those are brown
here is the picture from the Año Nuevo State Park instagram, the colour is suspected to be from rolling in red algae
That one is porple

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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
when we were a little kid and surrounded by boys obsessed with pirates (something piratey was on the telly) we honestly thought people were saying pieces-of-fate, and we tried hard to make sense of this (well money and fate often go together in fairy tales and historic stories, right?), until some adult patiently "explained" that no, it's pieces-of-eight, like that makes any more sense?
anyway, the "spanish dollar" aka the piece of eight, was the real de ocho, a silver coin worth eight reales, and from the 1490s was around as an internationally accepted form of currency for several hundred years, hence the pirates (and therefore also parrots) banging on about it - and the kids parroting it
Quick thing tho...
Life Scribbles
a day with mob!! 💫☁️
riso print for a mp100 stamp rally at dokomi 2026 ^_^ 3 inks using mint, yellow, fluo orange!

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I miss drawing them <3
Salvation
Finally made them into half-transparent acrylic standees.
Somewhere only we know.
Hello 👋🏻
a piece for a stamp rally that ran recently!!! cowgirl millymeryl!!!

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hello dear friends it's been a while since i've posted a time-lapse for funsies. here's one of my fav vash pieces