I guess this is a blog?

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

the dichotomy between the fat actors in the cats trailer being silly and buffoonish and the thin actors in the cats trailer being sexy and seductive is really upsetting, but less for the regular reasons and more because it implies we as the general audience are supposed to find any of these horrible facemelded cat homunculi fuckable 

Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”