it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

not using chatgpt is literally the easiest thing in the world

posts that have 10k notes if you take the time to add up the number of likes, replies and reblogs across 4 different sub-posts to me

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

That it's no longer on poob?

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

people keep saying season 1 of black sails is bad (just read someone call it the worst kind of 2010s slop) and it pisses me off sooooo much. s1 gave us i will be your king and this ends when i grant them my forgiveness not the other way around and this place is just sand it cannot love you back and fruit fruit tit tit and three weeks is a long time we might be friends by then and who the fuck is billy and it bothers you doesnt it? what they think my god it must be awful being you so put some goddamn respect on season 1's name. black sails ad a whole would not exist without season 1

if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you

if your website's cookie popup only allows accept all and edit cookies and i have to click the edit button to reject your cookies then i fucking hate you

Soapmaking books are so funny. "100% Pure and Wholesome Natural ingredients!" you mean lye? "Make beautiful soaps from herbs, essential oils and natural botanicals!" and lye. "Soothing recipes that won't irritate your skin!" okay listen I understand that some people really do have sensitivities and also that if you do things properly nothing harmful is left once the soap has cured but again. Can we acknowledge that one of the main ingredients. Is lye.

head in my hands. this post is about the hypocrisy of Wellness Speak. I know how soap works.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea