out of every universe there is i had to live in the one without magic and superpowers :/

This is how I get through most days.

Vibing

I love this so much I could cry 😫

Relatable

The vibe today 💀💃

My entire *~aesthetic~*

Wish Cathleen worked at my hospital!

me to my gamer bf: let’s play ;)

your gamer bf: WHAAAAATS up youtube today im gonna be speedrunning sex with my girlfriend.  swag.  really been working on my strats and im hoping to see at least a six second reduction from last time *1:14 flashes onto the screen in bright red meme letters while airhorns play for a little bit* okay here we go! *his youtube intro starts*

This makes me laugh every single time I read it and it’s been YEARS

It’s the latter of the two today 😴😴😴

Oh my god

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself