Lost In The Sauce

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

Babysat for a 2- and 4-year-old living in the states who are moving to Sydney soon — they seemed to conceptualize Australia as principally “the place where Bluey lives” and, secondarily, where kangaroos live.