Just a rat doing rat things

My owner is spending more time qith the cat than me... Somethings going on here.. Something fishy..

Dude my owner spilled soda on me and then licked it off my spinal cord and I am unsure of how to feel-

My owner watched TV with me last night. The Office was the show, and the episode had something to do with homosexuals...

Happy Valentine's Day!!💞 I personally am spending today watching love movies with my owner! I hope all of you are spending the day with an important person of your own too!

So my owner managed to chip a bit of their tooth while chewing on something. Maybe I could lend them a bit of my own tooth!

My owner has a snow day today, which means more time to spend with them!

So... My owner has this thing about Peepsi and Coak. They prefer the first one, and say the second one sucks. Which is better? My owner won’t let me have any, so I can’t be the judge of it..

I heard my owner talking about how they broke up with someone today. Not sure what it means, but I won't ever break up with my owner!💞