Roda essa Pera!!

The Nine-Nine + First/Last Appearances (x)

i have been afk for months now and please enlighten me what has happened in the storror business while i was away. i want to know if my boys are doing well and if they’re still kicking ass like they always do.

are they having new projects? new stuff or merch? did any of the lads get a haircut? did they attempt anything, maybe a run, and succeeded? any sketchy looking spots they found? any challenges they tried to do as a team? what happened in their recent videos?

does max still wear his iconic hat and scream like a lunatic while shirtless? 

does sacha still giggle in the background while he holds the camera and be his mates’ moral support? 

does josh still talk so fast and incoherent, does he still try to overcome fears and cross his limits? 

does drew still give sassy comments like the sassy king he is, does he still smile with his eyes and dimples? 

does toby still do runs like a cheeta and make everyone gasp in awe, does he still act like a dad? 

does benj still wear his cute bucket hats and stride over every obstacle with his long ass legs?

does callum still make funny jokes and make a fool of himself every time? 

do they still whistle when calling a teammate, the “let’s go!”s, the “nexté spoté”s, the “this is the one”s? did they have injuries or scratches, are they okay? especially drew, how is my son? my god AHHHHHHHHH-

HOW IS STORROR

please 

i need details 

Happy 10 years to the seven kings of Storror!! 

Ok so I’ve had personal and private cringeworthy speeches about them for the past two years and I’m just saving myself from the embarrassment now. 

Personally, Storror is a special and precious part of my life. 

Essential to my health. 

Seeing them improve their selves, try to fight fears, do the unimaginable, and be the extraordinary, inspires me to do the same. They motivate me to unleash my lunatic side without being ashamed about it. Heck, they inspired me enough to jump around and be active despite the lazy fat-ass that I am. 

And now, 10 years and they’re still superior! 

Still getting peoples’ minds blown every damn time. Even with this ongoing pandemic happening, that didn’t stop them from training, from pursuing their passion and the thing they love most. 

Storror is an unstoppable force.

In the future, they will keep spreading the art of movement, travelling the world and meeting new people, making new memories, accomplishing victories and finishing challenges that we once thought were impossible. 

On the flip side, we’ll all be here to support them until they’re physically unable to do parkour😂With the Storrorarmy 6 million strong, the family will for sure continue to grow as each year go by, and we’ll grow with the boys as well. 

Honestly speaking, Storror deserves to be recognized by the entire bloody planet and that’s on period! They are art, that only few understand but is nonetheless still special to those who appreciate it.

So to whoever is planning to stan Storror, do it! 

No one’s stopping you. You are welcomed. We have enough parkour, memes and H2O to serve for everyone. 

And yeah, that’s all a kid like me can say.

I’m just real damn honored I get to live in the same generation as these blokes, they’re out here saving lives without even realizing it. They saved mine.

To Callum, Sacha, Max, Toby, Benj, Josh and Drew.. Thank you. So much. 

For being who you are, for living life dangerously, for being our champions, and for being an inspiration to many, for making us believe in ourselves.

We will go down in history.