nothin' but a good time

Puh-lease.

I’m the definition of cool.

#Cool is my middle name.#The Cool Once-ler

Riiiiiight then, my good friend The-- can I call you The, or is that too chummy?

Heh, anyway...I must get goin’ now.

Pleased to meet you. Maybe next time you can have a drink on me. ★

Oh and, feel free to keep the guitar. It’s a special edition. Authentic truffula wood, already signed. No need to thank me. Sell it on eBay and my lawyers will get to you.

Oh! Yeah, sorry. I know the feeling.

YES! I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A JAM SESSION WITH YOU, MR. ROCKSTAR ONCE-LER.

-CLASPS hand over his mouth-

...

Don’t do that.

-stares into the camera-

!?

Hold up! Are you asking for a jam session!? With me!? With us!?

Would you keep it down? I don’t want the paparazzi finding out I’m doing this stuff when I'm supposed to be on hiatus.

But, yeah. I could arrange something private and low-profile for us to have ourselves a little jamming sesh.

Right back atcha.

Wow, it’s still like a childhood dream come true.

Thanks!

Ha! “Rookie”, huh?

You’d think I’d earn the right for you to at least say my nickname right with that one. That solo rocked pretty dang hard, if I do say so myself.

“Could you take your foot off the counter, Mr. Once-ler. Sir.”

Take this ‘n forgeddaboudit.

Right, right.

It was a pretty good solo! Gotta admit I’m a little impressed, it’s not every day that I run into a fan who actually knows what they’re talkin’ about. Hell, I’ve never met a fan who could probably....y’know....keep up with my style if we jammed together.

HOW DID Y–

Okay. You know what? Nevermind.

I’ll show You.

Ah-heh-hem!

-strums-

♪~~

!!

...Uh, -clears throat-

Well I’ll be damned, that actually kicked out the jams a little...

rockstaronceler:

Yeah? My bad then, Entrée. I’m just a rather ‘see it to believe it’ kinda guy. Nothin’ personal.

Tsk!

If I had my guitar on me, I’d absolutely show you.

A very good point.

Unfortunately, it’s also...in my humble opinion...

...a rookie mistake.

START THE SHOW!! ★