compilation of my all-time favorite tweets
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@rocksaltpaperscissors
compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

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Christian Dior, fall-winter 1949 haute couture
new rule, asking secunit is cheating
Grace tries copying the tones using the keyboard.
Rocky hums. “Close. Skip first note.”
“Why? You always include that.”
“This means… of Rocky, possessive. Of the speaker.”
“My.”
“Correct. But only for names.”
“So you’re calling me…?”
Rocky repeats the word: “My Grace. Yes.”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Ryland Grace, Olesya Ilyukhina, Yáo Li-Jie (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Ryland Grace Needs a Hug, Missing Scene, Light Angst, Ryland Grace’s Video Logs | Vlogs, Melancholy Summary:
Grace needs to look at this logically. It’s a video in the logs folder, dated to when the ship took off, and perfectly introductory log length at a few minutes long.
Of course it’s a log.
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While fighting boredom on the trip back to Earth, Grace finds a video log from Ilyukhina and Yao.
i rub grace’s nose in the fact he had friends on Earth, he was just too conceited to realize it

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thinking about a very specific scenario of a grace with no video logs, with no xenonite failure, who comes back to earth as rocky comes back to erid, heart full but missing a very distinct piece. ten, twenty years go by, and grace is not malnourished nor does he look even half his age, but there's a deepset something in his eyes that has nothing to do with stratt's actions being revealed or the press or adjusting to earth again. about earth getting news of a ship coming down, whose atmosphere is fundamentally different now and causes trouble for that ship. damages sustained on that ship. a red light in the sky. suspected eridian contact as confirmed by dr ryland grace. thank you tom, anna temple here and we're live at nasa's makeshift landing pad, ready to receive, watching- oh, my- a row of officials that cannot pin down ryland grace this time as he, live on air, tears apart every country's anxiety of eridians by ripping from the crowd and jumping the fence into the launching area. a camera pan that judders from dr grace sprinting, the most energetic he's been in years, to a brown eridian kareening towards him in a xenonite suit. prepared to catch ryland's tackle and embrace him properly, there on the green grass, for the very first time. first contact.
Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.
But... Stochastic Parrots.
On the way to Erid shenanigans.
grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed
They say it's still out there, roaming the unaffiliated zone, waiting to sideswipe the unwary traveler…

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Had a thought that Grace technically never used reverse translation for Rocky, and Rocky understood him without a translator because he basically learned the language himself.
And you know all those jokes and headcanons about Rocky swearing every other word like any self-respecting engineer would, right? And Grace most likely did enter all those words into the translator, but replaced them with softer censored equivalents because he himself doesn’t really swear so the idea that someone might be talking to him in profanity every other sentence probably never even crossed his mind.
Now imagine this. They finally arrive to Erid. Grace desperately wants to make a good first impression, so he spends days hunched over his laptop, painstakingly assembling a greeting speech out of fragments from Rocky’s recordings.
And the resulting first contact speech sounds… bad. Like really bad. He turns the laptop toward the delegation looking unbelievably proud of himself. Presses play. And the computer proceeds to unleash a magnificent torrent of multilayered alien profanity stitched together from fragments of Rocky’s voice. Grace has absolutely no idea.
Rocky watched all of these preparations in silence the entire time, making those sly whistling noises that could absolutely be interpreted as laughter. Rocky's proud.
Meanwhile the Eridians are just thinking: "Yep. Okay. This leaky space blob really did spend years with our Rocky."
This highlight ☝️ should be here as well so everyone could see.
I’m collecting your brilliant tags like a magpie gathering shiny trinkets.
I just finished little Rocky! He's far from perfect, some of the seams are absolutely terrible, the embroidery is imperfect, but I'm quite proud 🥹
my director just sent her second in command to space send tweet
"GUESS."
I think murderbot would rage earlier in the emotion checks if it were clippy asking it
(picture done by @piratedllama bc I don't have the Photoshop ability)
They make me sick btw
[Digital project hail mary art. Earth and erid float on either side of the canvas with the planet adrian in the middle. Two colored lines have been drawn out from each planet, a yellow line coming from earth and a red line from erid. The red line goes from erid to adrian, circling it many times, and returning home. The yellow line also joins the circling of adrian, begins to retreat back to earth, but turns around to join the red line, merging with it to create an orange line back to erid. End ID.]

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in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
rocky is both touched by the sentiment and disturbed by human medical practices
inspired by this grace quote: