iconic vines for the nostalgia my dudes … sentence starters
“Chipotle is my liiiiiife.”
“Hi, welcome to Chili’s.”
“(Name), is that a WEED?”
“That’s why you’re my bud.”
“It’s a avocadooo… thanks.”
“Look at all those chickens!“
“And they were roommates!”
“I wanna be a cowboy, baby!”
“Bitch, I hope the fuck you do.“
“I brought you Myrrh… Mur-dur!“
“’Pretty cute’? I’m a GODDESS.”
“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”
“Oh my god, they were roommates!”
“How much did you pay for that taco?“
“Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!“
“You try’na fight? Hold my breadsticks!”
“A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.“
“Stoooop! I coulda dropped my croissant!”
“Who opened that? Devil car! DEVIL CAR!”
“What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes.“
“Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!“
“I burnt my entire house to the ground, so…”
“This is the dollar store, how good can it be?“
“I look good in black and I’m willing to suffer.”
“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?“
“What the fuck, is this allowed? Is this allowed?”
“I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.”
“Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.“
“I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.“
“My resting heart rate registers as a panic attack.”
“I’m an adult. I do grownup things. Independence.”
“So, I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.“
“I thought you were bae… turns out you’re just fam.”
“Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.“
“I love you, bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you, bitch.“
“Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage!”
“I ate half a stick of butter… for breakfast. So, it’s pretty bad.”
“This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you.“
“Two brooos chillin’ in a hot tub, 5 feet apart ‘cuz they’re not gay.”
“My liver says ‘Thank God’, but my heart says ‘please… not yet’.”
“All these ghosts, ALL these ghosts… and I still can’t find a boo. “
“What up, I’m (name), I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.“
“Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha-freesha-vaca-do.”
“Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog… RUFF. You know?“
“Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looord.”
“I’m sorry I didn’t see you there. I was too busy, hmmm, blocking out the haters.”
“Next time you put your fuckin’ hands on me, imma fuckin’ rip your face off, bitch.“
“When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?“
“Why the fuck you lyin’? Why you always lyin’? Mmmm, oh my god, stop fucking lyin’!”
“I’m not a cake face. I’m an ice cream cake face. Under this thick cosmetic frosting, is my cold interior.”
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