Rocket

May you rest in peace

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9/10/25

Dear God someone take this app away from me I don't know how but I've broken the laws of energy itself by making a sandwich

I made the unholy creation known as the "Baloney Bust-Up!" which is 500 pounds of pickled bologna and 2 pieces of bread that is

720,000 calories

PER MICROGRAM

Long story short I created a sandwich that is 72 QUADRILLION CALORIES PER GRAM

The numbers on the side are the amount of nutrients that are in it and it's abysmal

Anyways in doing this I managed to break the laws of energy because I somehow obtained NEGATIVE CALORIES FROM LOGGING THE BALONEY BUST UP

-1.9 BILLION CALORIES

They also have a ton of exercises you can log, which some of them aren't exercises but I digress, and you can log them for up to 25 hours a day for some reason? Anyways it let's you get beautiful screenshots like this

And it all comes together to form my heinous profile

Sorry for the yapfest there's just so much good stuff