dark damsel

Oh~ well, hello there, I, of course, am the dazzling and beautiful maiden that goes by the name of Jessie. However, being the strong and fierce woman I am, I do not only sit around being young and beautiful all day! Quite the contrary, I am a strong battler and high-ranking officer of the infamous Team Rocket! Don't be fazed or intimidated by my beauty, grace and impressive statistics, I am, after all as charming and pure as a virginal white lily. In my team currently is a single, cute widdle Woobat, but rest assured I have plenty of fighting fit beasts resting away in the storage system. While my skills are highly regarded all throughout Team Rocket's ranks, I do report to Giovanni, and fight alongside a certain James and talking pussy. (That would be one of the most moronic pokemon Arceus has ever had the displeasure to accidentally sneeze out, Meowth) ...Don't be fooled though, I am leagues ahead of these imbeciles and I lead them with an iron fist. One of these days, I'll be promoted so I can stand alongside adversaries worthy of placing their eyes on my goddessly visage. Until then, I struggle through life, oppressed by those I have to interact with on a daily basis. It's rough being beautiful. Well, it's nice to meet me, isn't it? But really, I must be blasting off! Bye bye now, until we meet again, Toodeloo~