Ow

dragon tap tap click clack tap tip tap tap clack clack click clack tap on keyboard

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

if you’re black I want you to take up as much space as you need to…today, tomorrow and everyday after

Present day architect voice I want to make a house with a deceptively classy exterior, belying an interior which looks like a woodshed my grandpa built with leftover lumber

Ever since I was a little worm it has been my dream to make residential buildings that look like they could be so cozy and then make the interior look as antithetical to comfort as possible. That's why I'm so happy to hear I've been commissioned to make my new design, log cabin with sanguineous torture chamber for a living room, a reality. And yes, (chuckles a little bit) the bedroom doors Will be heavy-duty metal doors designed for meat freezers.

Keep salting the wound I'm close

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it