Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder, or TARD, is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 5th, 2024, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder, often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and sorrow. Recommended treatment, group rehabilitation therapy and behavioral therapy.
If the condition occurs more than once a week, it is called Recurring Emotional Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder or R.E.T.A.R.D. Symptoms include disorientation, withdrawal and isolation. Recommended treatment individual therapy and antidepressants, particularly the selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs)
If it becomes chronic it's called Recurring Emotional Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder Syndrome or R.E.T.A.R.D.S. Symptoms include acute anxiety, sudden outburst of rage accompanied by violence, paranoid schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. Recommended treatment, immediate hospitalization in a suitable secure facility, intensive one on one therapy, Thorazine, Risperdal or other suitable antipsychotic medications.
(Note that I'm not a particular fan of Trump, I just think this is funny.)
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