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men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

doubling down on this

the sirens are better than me if i got knocked out of playoffs and then they told me to get back out there for overtime?? i would start breaking things

wee won but also wee woe

I think everyone should try listening to music at least once. it's really good so please give it a shot if you haven't yet, I will not spoil anything