robin

Robin, you just keep getting better and better. Haha, you can get both if you want, I actually kind of like the girly drinks, too. I’ve got tons of food, too, so we won’t be hungry. Oh, and I just looked up that it’ll take somewhere around thirteen hours to watch all eight movies, so… uh, you might wanna bring a toothbrush, haha.

* Keagan was stuck between shocked, and amused.. Robin..had sex? Really? He had ..sex? How often? Did he have more sex than him? Had he had more partners than him? At this point he wasn’t sure but it would have been rude to bring it up- he felt. At least that detail of the conversation.*

Yeah it would suck if someone ended up the limp dicked version of vampires, but I tend to go for the ones who are capable of performing their duties, I think. You know- not the twilight style vampires- though.. I mean that really wouldn’t matter if you weren’t ..using your own dick in most your sexual encounters right? I mean, other than taking a piss right? - Not during sex of course. Thats not what I mean.

But ..I could get by if I was drinking just enough out of each person I bit, like just enough to get by. I would split it up during the night. Like maybe a little from one person, each.. Plus I bet blood is like a good wine, each person would taste differently.. This is a weird conversation isn’t it? *  Keagan laughed softly and rubbed the side of his own neck.* Though I mean I could understand from your point of view too..

BUT YEAH! BLOOD! [he said, louder than usual as if hoping to completely abandon that other topic] I don't know if I would compare blood to wine. I mean, I already hate wine as a it is. But blood... well, to be honest blood sort of grosses me out. I used to get a lot of nose bleeds as a kid and it usually ended with me throwing up afterwards. Just the sight of it makes me sick. I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it.

That’s alright, no biggie. I probably would have cried a bit if you told me you didn’t read the books, haha. You don’t need to apologize; thanks, though. That’s something worth celebrating, then! Instead of you buying the movies, you should come to my place and we can have a marathon there!

Haha… um, I guess you could say that, but I’d rather not talk about it. I’ve just been working a lot lately, actually; I’ve got a new shoot coming up. What about you, cutie?

I'm sorry about that. Don't worry, I won't push it. As for me... well... nothing exciting ever happens to me. But I have gone three days without dropping a single cup of coffee, which is a new record for me. So I guess that that could count as something exciting depending on who you ask?

[Oscar’s eyebrows furrowed as he watched Robin talk, a bemused smile growing on his lips as his laptop was quickly closed. Clearly he was still indecisive. Staring at the boy, he waited for him to make his move. It had been a simple question, or so he’d thought, and yet the stranger had taken so long to answer it. Definitely something that made Oscar curious] Sorry, but you don’t have the beard for Gimli. The height, maybe. Not the beard. [He grinned, winking once more as he nodded, leaning over to extend his hand to the boy] Oscar Weatherford. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Robin. Do you often come to coffee shops to make hard decisions like that?

Well, most of my important decisions revolve around what I want to eat for dinner so I guess these sorts of moments are usually reserved for the kitchen. So, Oscar, do you usually come to... [he furrowed his brows, then blushed] I'm sorry, I wanted to come up with something witty but the only things that came to mind were sort of weird.

Thank you, Robin, but you’re like super-duper-hella handsome. Well, maybe if it was a pretty eye, like one of yours. But yeah, I might’ve been a tad bit offended if you compared me to some evil guy’s flaming eyeball.

I feel bad because I never finished the book, and I hate when I do that. Maybe they’re just trying to replicate the success they had with the first trilogy. I don’t think it’s going to work, though. Although I really did love the effects they used when they were in Erebor with Smaug and stuff. It’s not useless, it’s cool!

So, Eric, The Nameless Enemy, The Deceiver, The Lord of Barad-Dûr... What have you been doing lately? Has anything exciting happened in your life?

Oh, now this is a subject I can really get into. So ..I’m ..madly in love with Vampires- to be honest. It’s there dark sensuality I like, I feel sort of akin to them you know? During the day, they’re sleeping, but at night- they are who they are.. Makes me think of myself, during the day- I play everything under the sun you know? Absolutely everything and anything, and at night- I go home, and when I unwind- I’m a whole different creature, if I’m not struggling to keep shit in my life together like I have been recently. But as far as vampires go, I sort of look at them as cursed, but gifted. Gifted with everlasting life, yeah you see your loved ones die, but think of it this way- if you have nothing and no one, you could live a million lives.. I already get to pretend that, why not actually do it. I could wake up tomorrow night, if I was a vampire, and just be whoever I wanted to- without the pressures of mortality. Sure the restrictions apply based on what mythos you follow, but ..man they’re ..just fuckin’ cool..

Though I guess that there are also different variations of vampires out there. And that some of them might possibly be able to get erections. But then comes the whole drinking blood moral conflict. I'd either have to harm people to survive or... get blood from a blood bank, which would in turn also harm people as I could possibly end up consuming something that would have otherwise saved a sick person. And I can't even eat an egg without feeling guilty and sick to my stomach, so I don't think that I'd be able to drink any sort of blood.

Haha, see, you’re super adorable. You like The Lord of The Rings?! What did you think of The Desolation of Smaug?

As for The Hobbit. Well... I honestly don't know how to feel about the movie. The book itself is very short, so I'm still confused as to why they would stretch it over so many films. They are also very inaccurate. But anyway, I don't want to bore with useless stuff...

I didn’t think so. They say you learn something new every day. Why not consider this your thing? [He winked, leaning back in his chair as he took a sip from a cup before him. Listening to the boy speak, the actor raised an eyebrow, amused by this stranger’s slightly reddish cheeks] No, I doubt you do. By all means, buy them both, though. Don’t pay too much attention to some stranger offering advice in a coffee shop. [He took another sip from his cup, licking his lips] So, what’s your name, Legolas?

[Oscar had been on his way to meet his sister for a coffee, only for her to ask to change the date when he’d already gotten there. He sighed, but it was typical behavior that he’d grown to expect. Sitting back in his chair, a pot of tea before him, he found himself watching a blond boy trying to choose between box sets. The stranger was talking aloud, and Oscar couldn’t help but smirk as he watched him] You know… [He started] You could always just buy one, and then YouTube the features of the other. It’s not like they’ve been out for years for anything…

Nah, that’s okay, you were adorable. Well, are, I mean, not just were. Me? Uh… eh. How about you?

I would pay to see this made into a movie Robin, this movie would be a block buster! I would totally play you in the motion picture of your life. I just.. I can’t not. I would feel insulted if I didn’t. It all sounds like an enormous Animal Crossing - Sponge bob, Honey I shrunk the kids cross over. Now all we need is the extreme action element and we’ve got the makings of our next break out trilogy.

Oh my god Robin! * Keagan laughed and covered his face, continuing to walk, but having slightly forgotten their original purpose as he was now having too much fun to even remember.*  Make some friends with a magical sea sponge and a talking starfish while you’re down there for me okay? 

And as for Mister Mittens, I’m thinking he might need to enroll in sex-a-holics anonymous.. *  The idea of a cat in S.A, honestly caused the other male to laugh even harder. Like seriously, a cat sat in a chair with all these other people sitting around him- like how was the cat even going to announce who the fuck he was. Was Robin going to have to go, and make the cat talk?*

[Snorts a bit at the thought of Mr. Mitten being surrounded by a bunch of other grumpy cats, all of them wearing ties for some reason] I hadn't really thought of that. Maybe I'll give him a catervention.