To Laugh is to Live

[text] You wound me.

[text] You love me anyway.

[text] So. nothing. Just that.

[text] I love you, so....

[text] Liiiiies. [text] No one loves me. [text] Except your dog.

[text] It saddens me that your dog loves me more than you do.

[text] Your phone hates me as much as you do. [text] Well. Don't put yourself out or anything. [text] I'll bring you lunch even. See how nice I am?

[text] Only you would respond with an empty message. [text] What are you doing today? Wanna meet up?

[text] Um? Rude. Very rude. [text] I am nothing but nice and adoring and loving and you mock me.

[text] Put my phone on shuffle. [text] The past two hours have been nothing but Louden Swain. [text] Stupid phone knows me well. [text] I MISS YOU, LOSER. [text] Love you, best friend.