7,000 Pigeons

Sword w cellphone charms

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

5001 being divisible by 3 doesnt feel right

*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

I can recommend CryptPad, if you want a proper cloud-storage suite.

@ellipsus-writes is also incredible, especially for collaborative writing!

I just watched the bad batch and I love that tech and echo are the mechanics on the ship because they're EXACTLY the two types of mechanics that exist. tech's the one that leans over your car hood and just stares without touching anything and says something like "hmm yes I see it should be a problem with your rear left carburetor exhaust engine heating pipe a minor adjustment should do I shall see to it immediately" and echo is the guy who leaves you waiting in the front office for two hours and then walks out and tells you he fixed whatever was wrong and it'll be twenty bucks if you pay in cash and don't tell anyone

I can’t believe I forgot to tell y’all this. Tumblr. Listen up. During my student teaching last year I had a student give me fanart of My Little Pony-fied Otto Von Bismarck (I teach history). He had a cutie mark and everything. Devastating.