DEAD !

this isn't the first time rabies has ended up in some fake cop's office . it was the closest place he could find to crash ; he was shambling down the street , as a corpse does , and got tired. tired ? do corpses even get tired ? he had passed out in the back , slumped behind the dumpster , before the occupying private investigator found him and dragged him inside . that's all he can remember ; everything else in his milkshake - textured brain is a lost cause .

he sits across from the private investigator and tilts his head. ❝ hey ━━ wanna see somethin' fucked up ? ❞ grips left thumb with right fingers , sickeningly snaps it broken . giggles . snaps it back into place and wipes blood from his perpetual head wound . ❝ pretty fuckin' metal , idnit ? ❞

hadley was no MEDICAL EXPERT, but he was somewhat sure that this was a weird situation . then again, so was he . he brought the stranger into his ( rather small ) office, so he might as well try to be hospitable .

that didn’t stop the large, excited gasp that escaped him at the trick . the snapping sound echos in the tiny space, ringing in hadley’s ears like a FAMILIAR tune .

❝ whoa ! now, that’s mighty impressive ! ❞ he smiles toothily . ❝ i can do somethin’ like that ! ❞

like an overeager child, hadley stands from the swivel chair at his desk, and GRABS his bicep with the opposite arm . with a similar crack, and not the hint of a wince, his shoulder completely DISLOCATES . he wiggles it around a bit before snapping it back .

❝ i never met nobody who could do that kinda stuff, too . it’s like we’re … twins ! cool, right ? ❞ he sit back down in his chair, spinning a few times before stopping to happily smile at the other .

rabies  giggles  and  claps  his  hands  like  an  excited  toddler .   eyes  widen  in  wonder .   the  painlessness  comes  as  the  first  shock  to  him ,   surprised  to  meet  another  person  who  can  so  easily  disfigure  themself  and  feel  nothing  of  it .               ❝   that’s  fucking  sick ,   man !   ❞ blood  gets  in  his  eyes .   he  squints  and  tries  to  wipe  it  out .

the  strangeness  of  the  situation  was  lost  to  him .   this  was  his  normal ,   his  regular  tuesday .   he  grins  proudly  and  snaps  another  finger  out  of  its  place .   wiggles  it  like  a  little   ...   toy .   like  the  worm  on  the  end  of  a  string .   he  fixes  it  in  place  again  before  giving  each  finger  a  significantly  less  damaging  crack ,   craning  his  neck  for  another  sickening  snapping  sound .   pop - rocks  bones .               ❝   dude .   we   are  twins .   ❞

Alien Sex Fiend

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Threatening Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from various sources for threats to and from a muse. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I know you went to the police about me. Did you think I wouldn't find out?"

"You may think you know all my secrets, but I also know all yours."

"When I shoot, I shoot to kill."

"The only way for you to influence this situation is to tell me what I want to know right now and deny me the pleasure of extracting it from you."

"Your efforts are futile."

"If you were going to do anything, you would have done it already - but you haven't, have you?"

"You won't leave here alive."

"Remember - I'm watching you."

"Are you threatening me?"

"Were you under the impression that you were dealing with a nice man?"

"Stay out of it. It's nothing to do with you."

"There are ways to hurt you that do not involve hurting you."

"If you want me to keep quiet, I want something in return."

"If you refuse to tell me what you know, it shall be a very serious matter indeed."

"I give you one chance to surrender."

"I always thought you were smart, but a smart man would let sleeping dogs lie."

"You think this is over? Tell yourself another lie."

"Copies of these photographs will receive generous distribution within 48 hours from now unless something is done to prevent it."

"Are you here to kill me? Because I have to admit, I find the possibility very exciting."

"If you try anything, I will break your wrist."

"I am not a nice man. It is important that you understand that."

"I've never really been good at taking no for an answer."

"One more word out of you, just one, and I will decorate that wall with the insides of your head."

"You have killed many, but I have killed more."

"Nothing you can do will end this."

"I've never had anyone killed before, but I don't think I'm above it."

"I hope I won't have to threaten you as well."

"You can lock me up, you can even kill me, but you can never stop me."

"Drink in your victory. It won't last long."

"Do that again and I'll remove your organs in alphabetical order."

"If you won't give me a straight answer, perhaps you'll tell someone more... 'persuasive'. "

"The time remaining when you can still refuse me is dwindling."

"I'm going to hunt them down and kill them."

"Everyone knows that threats from me are not idle threats."

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