high fives for low lives

If I can't live like this I'd rather die.

I fucked this white girl who got a pink ranger, she drives fast in the slow lane. She gotta neck tattoo and all her clothes are new.

I'm gonna own a strip club when I'm older so I can hire whores and do coke

Today coach Ryan was being a dick to this kid in my class and told him to move his desk away from everyone so he asked if he could get behind the emergency shower curtain thing and pissed in his bowl. Hahaha

One time at my old house my brother stood on the counter and was gonna jump on my back and his shirt got caught on the cabinets and the front ripped off when he jumped. Hahahah and we taped it together in hopes my parents wouldn't notice. Ahhhh good times

Got so much blow you gon need another nose

I been ballin so damn hard bitches think that I'm kobe.