welcome to my twisted ankle

No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.

me when my daughter doesn't like her brutalism inspired castle

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.