mobile masterlist!
Iβll update this as I write more, and hereβs my ao3!
πβ¨ note: everything here isΒ Namjoon x reader smut
completed one-shots:
β³ The Bodyguard β bodyguard AU, 62.9k words
β³ Youβre the daughter of the ambassador to a small, peaceful, barely-on-the-map country in Western Europe, working as a diplomat to help your mother with her endless meetings and politics. After a kidnapping attempt gone wrong, you and your protective bodyguard Namjoon are on the run across Europe, jumping from trains, stealing cars, and pretending to be a couple on your honeymoon to stay hidden. As the would-be kidnappers close in, Namjoon promises you that heβs going to keep you safe, no matter the cost.
β³Β Love Language β soulmate AU, 14k
β³ Exactly one year before one meets their soulmate, their loveβs first words spoken to them appear as a tattoo on their wrist. When Namjoonβs tattoo appears, however, itβs not of words, but of the most beautiful set of eyes heβs ever seen.
β³Β Castaways β desert island AU, 25k
β³Β Youβve always hated the ocean. Open water terrifies you, and you stay as far away from it as possible for self-preservation and peace of mind. Despite this, your friend somehow convinces you to go on a luxury cruise with her, her boyfriend Hoseok, and Hoseokβs nerdy friend Namjoon, whoβs almost cute enough to distract you from your debilitating fears. When a sudden storm hits, however, you and Namjoon are swept overboard and find yourselves castaway on a desert island somewhere in the vast South Pacific.
β³Β Pheromones β sci-fi/spaceship AU, sex pollen,Β 17.5k
β³Β As the botanist on a deep-space exploration vessel, youβve seen your fair share of weird and unexplainable. This large pink alien flower you and your crew picked up on one of the outer terraformed mining planets, however, might just take the cake. Youβre pretty sure itβs fine, but youβve been ordered to study the plant and determine whether or not itβs safe for humans to be around, and youβre having trouble discerning what exactly is inside the alien flowerβs bulb that just refuses to bloom. Namjoon β the captain of your ship and the man youβve been secretly in love with since first joining the Galactic Academy β is eager to help you any way he can, but just as love begins to bloom, so does the alien flower.
β³ Under Your Spell β witch AU, Halloween fic, 25k
β³ Youβre a garden witch running a potion business and plant shop, and you might just have a tiny crush on the non-magical man running the bookstore next door. Namjoon is sweet, cute, and handsome, and he actually seems to like you back β but just as the two of you start falling for each other, an evil witch puts a curse on him: unless Namjoon falls in love with her instead, he will break anything he touches forever.
β³Β Embrace β best friends to lovers, 3.9k
β³ You and Namjoon have been best friends for years, and youβve been secretly in love with him basically the entire time. You both love cuddling and being close, much to the amusement of your friends, but to you, being with Namjoon like this means everything. Youβve always believed that Namjoon didnβt feel the same way as you, no matter how much you wanted him to, but maybe there is actually something else behind Namjoonβs cuddles, other than just innocent friendship.
β³Β Taking Flight β alien invasion/post-apocalypse AU, pilots, rivals to friends to lovers, 15.2k
β³Β More than a decade after the alien invasion that wiped out most of the planet, you and Namjoon are both in the Pilot Cadet Corps, training for if the alien attackers ever come back. What begins as a playful rivalry between two overachievers develops into a deep friendship and emotional bond, but when the aliens suddenly return and you and Namjoon are separated, you find out just what youβre willing to do to get back to him.
β³ The Truth Untold β hurt/comfort, best friends to lovers, angst, emotional sex, 10k
β³ Youβve been trapped for months in a loveless, toxic relationship, too afraid of what would happen if you ever tried to leave. Your boyfriend gets so jealous, especially of your best friend Namjoon, who youβve missed more than your heart can stand. Now, seeing Namjoon for the first time in weeks, you decide that itβs time to tell him everything, no matter the cost.
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in progress/indefinitely on hiatus:
β³Β Sunshine β read chapter 1 here β slowburn, roommates to lovers
β³ Youβre secretly in love with your best friend and roommate Namjoon, and youβre convinced friendship is all you will ever have with him. The two of you go on vacation with Namjoonβs meddling friends, who all constantly insist on trying to set the two of you up. NOTE: This work is currently on permanent hiatus.
