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➭ “Min Yoongi, a grumpy Ikea employee, is wondering who you are and why exactly you’re sleeping in the display bed at his Ikea.”

pairing: yoongi x reader

genre: ikea employee!au, smut, fluff, semi crack/humour

wordcount: 12k

❀ 2 / 8 of my oneshot requests ❀

**Warnings: Breathplay & cumplay. Heavy usage of Ikea puns. OT7 are in this as very AU Ikea!employee versions of themselves. Also, this fic is definitely not an accurate depiction of what working at Ikea is like. I’m sure irl they work very hard and don’t have wild sex on the beds.

thanks, @ggukkiereads for bringing this back! this is the result of me screaming "IM GONNA LINE UP AT THE MARRY YOONGI QUEUE" after the latest Run! episode, lol 😅

now... first of all, where is this IKEA branch? The last time someone tried to sleepover at my local IKEA, they ended up in jail, not (devoured by) in the arms of an adorable (🤤) employee!

secondly... i am just feeling fluffy and soft as hell. and of course, feeling spicy too. reading this again made my night, so thanks again, 🌹! #GgukkieLoyalty 🤣

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[in Hobi’s voice] kore nani kore nani kore nani kore nani neko~

+ the furious kitten // cr. MyHappyJin, gram_for_, taemyangel7