omo obsessed

I was in a musical a few weeks ago and I remember distinctly sitting backstage with my friends while there were these two other girls next to us. We’d been going over the same ensemble number for over an hour at this point, so we all just kind of had to sit there waiting and no one was able to leave. I heard one of the two girls next to us loudly complain to her friend about how badly she needed to pee, and that she should’ve gone before we began with the song because she wasn’t sure when she would have a chance to now. Her friend found this extremely funny, apparently, because she laughed and used her two index fingers to poke at the first girl’s abdomen (where her bladder roughly would have been). I fully mean it when I say the first girl’s eyes rolled back into her head and her legs clenched together almost immediately. I saw her speed walk (though it really was more of a waddle) to the bathrooms down the hall the second they let us go after finishing that song

Maybe it's just because I’m a theater kid at heart but I LOVE the idea of mid-show desperation. You’re already super hydrated to keep your voice healthy so you need to go often, but during a run of the show, you literally don’t have any time. It’s not like you can miss one of your cues, you need to be onstage for the next scene. Don’t squirm at all, because you need to stay in character. Make sure you don’t accidentally leak on stage, because you can see absolutely EVERYTHING under those super bright stage lights, and you don’t want the audience to notice! No, your mic is on when you’re singing backstage, so everyone will hear it if you try to sneak off to the bathroom. Even after the show is over, good luck trying to desperately rip off the layers and layers of costume you’re wearing…

Having an omo kink is so weird because like to the general public peeing is such a normal thing to talk about. Like every single time I’m with my friends one of them will be like “wait can we stop at the bathroom I’m about to piss my pants” and I just have to sit there sweating my balls off as if they can tell I’m a freak