Primadonna Girl

I don’t know, I mean I think Chris Evans did a pretty good job on convincing us of his straightness. Or repressed gayness, who knows. It’s all very subjective. 

Isn't that the point of being an actor, though, to convince people of things?

I was half in love with her by the time I sat down. That’s the stupid thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you half fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.

What's your issue?

W-What? Orgasm? Like…. Oh… Oh….

Yeah, like, I basically put one in my mouth and I came.I essentially started moaning in the bakery. Very good cake balls.

What are cake balls?

Basically sex. For your mouth. Think orgasm, but more chocolately.

So I just bought these action figures and a camera and I think it was the best decision I could have made in my life. I’m starting a series where Captain America is a flamboyant gay man and it’s beautiful.

Wait... you mean... Captain America isn't a flamboyant gay man? I dunno, never seen the movie.

Right… Hey Rissa…if something happens and she…[swallows hard cause doesnt want to think about it] wants space… could I, uh, stay with you…? Don’t say that Rissa, you’re an awesome person, if Alister did mess with her, she’ll wish she had met you. 

[shifty eyes because dont even hint at that happening] I mean... I don't think that'll happen, but yeah, my place is your place, as long as you need it. She won't wish anything, we never met. [sighs] She's got her boys and her blow, that's all she needs anyway. She'll be happy.

I know… I just don’t want to make her more mad… I’m sorry, Rissa. 

Just give her room to calm down, it'l be. Thanks, Dyl... she's better off without me anyway... it's better this way.

What puts you off about teeth? I think they’re great… then again I think they they do is great. I suppose there’s a difference. I’ll need to try and pout appropriately. 

I mean, obviously having teeth is kind of important, I just think they're creepy is all. [laughs with a shrug] Have you seen that movie where the chick has teeth in her junk? Like, no thanks. [shudders] Pout all you like, girl, it's a hell of a look.

I don’t know. I just wish I knew what I did wrong. Oh…right… 

I'm telling you, just talk to her. This is Cass we're talking about, what's the worst that could happen? [sighs] It was nice while it lasted.

I-I don’t know… Of course she’ll remember you, you were her first girlfriend.

Do you need anything? [rolls her eyes] Dylan, you're not that dumb. Alister wouldn't let anybody out of here with their memory intact.

Okay so you prefer the pout to the awkward toothy grin. This shall be noted. I can’t thank you enough, Rissa.

Of course, Robin, always happy to help - it's not you, it's me.... I'm just not a teeth kinda girl. The pout, though, A+.