nervous young man

Fun fact: My brother was really hyped for Conclave and Sinners and he was telling me all about them but I ended up getting their plots confused, so when I watched Conclave on my own, I was like "wow this is really interesting, I wonder when they're gonna reveal that some of the Cardinals are vampires and murdered the old pope"

moment of gratitude for the fact that sergio castellitto has no social media and is thus unlikely to know what the good people of archiveofourown.org are doing to tedesco's cervix

aldo bellini: i don't want to be pope [remembers the threat of tedesco] but i'll do it if i have to [remembers to be humble] but i'm not worthy [remembers i lowkey want it] but it is a war [remembers i shouldn't want it] but it's shameful to reach this age and still not know yourself [remembers i'm gay] can we touch hands 🥺