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Fag: Hey Matt. Hey Shawn. I have to tell you guys something… I’m gay.

Matt: Isn’t that fucking adorable. We’re giving you a ten second head start to run.

Shawn: Either way, we’ll catch up and strangle your faggot throat. 10… 9… 8…

Fag: Hey Griffin! I know that we’ve been friends for a long time so I know that you wouldn’t really mind but… I’m gay.

Griffin:

Fag: Hi Zach! I just wanna let you know I’m gay. That feels so good to get off my chest! And knowing that we’re besties, I know you won’t care at al-

Zach: Now where the fuck would you get that? Get on your knees and start licking my shoes. Now faggot!

Fag: Hey Josh… we’ve been friends for a while so I think that I should let you know something. I have a crush on you…

Phillip: Fuck bro. Does seeing me really bone you up that much? I guess what my buddies have been telling me is true; you really are a faggot.

Fag: Josh… I’m g-gay and I’m in love with y-

Josh: Thought I had a real man as a friend but as I see you’re like those fags I bully at school. Oh well. Now you’ll learn what it’s like to be a queer.

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