ripper + d e t o x

           “Thank you for realizing that I’m not Damon.              Because, trust me, it’s annoying correcting everyone                      especially when they don’t believe me at first.              But I’m sure you’ll end up hating me anyway. I’m not any better.”

"Weeeeeell you haven't killed me yet.      Or locked me up on a rooftop to turn into vampbacon.      So far you're a bit better. Really I don't think he'd ever deny being him. ----How'd you get the unfortunate luck of being stuck with his face?"

"---- well I guess that's reason enough without actually giving one. I'm Lexi, and you are...?" 

"---- not my problem you can't finish strong. Not entirely all that surprised."

"Well you could be a dead supernatural creature------again.                                  Shit could be worse."

"----At least I'm halfway decent even double-dead. You don't exactly hide that whole barely tolerating everyone shit. Well I'm either here to haunt your ass or kick it."

  “Lexi, what are you doing here?” 

"Well typically I hang around your moody ass because I enjoy the company, you aren't protesting, are you?"

                 “What’s there not to be bummed over?                           I’m almost out of weed.”

"----you're definitely not who I think you are then, are you?      Because the fucker I know with that face wasn't big into smoking.      But hey I don't automatically hate you then? Maybe?"

      "Where was I at? Oh, that’s right. So, anyway, it was just me and Elizabeth the first and then a werewolf showed up —- and that’s how I found out werewolves existed.”

"----Wait, so one just showed up with----you were with Elizabeth the First? And a fleabag just waltzed right up?"

    — was there something else I was supposed to be doing? ❞

"Not particularly-----but I mean, this isn't the most thrilling thing...."

   ”What took you so long, Miss?”

"Oh, you know, had a little unexpected detour. Miss me?"

             ” ——— Please. There’s no need.                                    Forgive me for interrupting your solitude.”

" ------no! No you weren't interrupting, promise. I'm all ears, absolutely. Totally paying attention."

      “Sorry, it wasn’t exactly in my plans to look like a ‘ray of sunshine’.”

"That was sarcasm, and did you just apologize for not being a little ball of light?---was it in your plans to do the whole brooding and uptight thing?"

    ♡—"Coffee Run. Either this is a legitament shortcut or that guy wanted me to get mugged, which never works, I’m sort of used to it either way."

"---you're used to getting mugged or you're used to going on coffee runs? Are you some personal assistant or something? Coffee-bitch intern?"

name: jennnnnay best reason to get out of bed: i can't stay in bed too long my dog is an abusive bear cub who wakes me up early every goddamn day weirdest thing i ever ate: cow tongue in a lengua burrito weirdest thing i ever cooked: my cooking skills are limited as fuck it's lucky if i can make pasta well okay. book that i never planned to read and then loved: The Way of the Kings by Brandon Sanderson movie that i couldn’t wait for that let me down heinously: tHE LAST MATRIX MOVIE OKAY. NO. weirdest animal i ever touched: batray, or a sea cucumber, or wait a baby howler monkey held my hand once greatest triumph: WHEN THE SONG YOU'RE LISTENING TO ON THE RADIO ENDS AT THE EXACT MOMENT YOU PARK it's like the planets align when that happens okay. most humiliating defeat: accidentally slicing the tip of my finger off (twice) a thing too gross to touch: dead (or alive tbh) crane flies closest item on my left: car keys first movie i ever saw as a kid: uh the first one i can remember is lion king? strangest thing on my bucket list: swimming with sharks and doing that upside-down nose-massage thing so they go into that happy trance-sleep. happy sharks. such gentle. wow. popcorn or candy at the cinema: popcorn because everyone should be sneaking in candy  otters or sloths? sloths----baby fuckin sloths the person i reblogged this from is taking me on vacation, and we’re going to: ‘bro did you say comic-con. i go to comic-con every year and live there let's go to comic con fuck yeah'