Designated Driver

Has anyone seen my fucking shemagh? 

There’s another dog on base, apparently—might’ve mistaken it for a toy.

Or it could just be that Sitch has gone and nicked it again. You know what he’s like.

Hey, dawg. I resent that.

woah there. ravioli’s some great stuff if you do it right.

Yeah, but watching you eat the fucking stuff is enough to put anyone off it.

Forgot it was Thanksgiving. Man. Hope we at least get some decent MREs. I’d kill for a turkey and a pecan pie. 

Decent. MRE’s. Pick one, Chief.

You ladies bitch if you get an MRE without a fuckin’ pop-tart, for Christ’s sake. Try living on corned fuckin’ beef and biscuits for three months and then maybe you can fuckin’ complain.

You’re having a laugh, mate. Corned beef is fucking delicious.

Sorry Sarge, I’m gonna have to side with Fox on this one. Corned beef is shite.

Fuck off! This from the man who puts Tabasco on fucking ravioli?

Yeah - to mask the taste. It’s fucking revolting otherwise.

woah there. ravioli's some great stuff if you do it right.