give me blood

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

im only attracted to worthy opponents

Worry about it kitten

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

the epic highs and lows of things that don't really matter to anyone but you

you should put your hand through the bars of my enclosure. btw

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make