lauren’s a loser!

thinking about johnny and v again and god they make me SICK. yeah you're a chip stuck in my head and yeah you tried to kill me but i love you. yeah i got reincarnated 50 years after my death as lines of code and yeah i'm stuck in your body but i love you. we will never say this to each other, we don't need to. you're slowly killing me but i don't want you to leave me. i'm slowly killing you but i don't want to leave you. we will never say this to each other, we don't need to. you're a fucking tumor but no one has ever understood me better. i exist only in your head and i've never had a stronger, healthier relationship for it. no one will ever mean more to you or me. we will never say this to each other, we don't need to.

i wish i could transfer my period cramps to evil men i hate

as an alternative, kick them in the balls