Rine

just watched Velocipastor. i enjoyed it more than the odyssey

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

Congrats tenna which rich person will croak before you next

DAMN IT, HE MISSED

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

I can’t tell people what my goals are because this is it

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

This is THE WRONG response. TRAINS ARE THE BEST. TRAINS FUCK SO HARD. trains are not “good.” they are not even “great.” Trains are THE BEST FORM OF TRANSPORTATION AND ANY ANSWER SHORT OF “I LOVE TRAINS” IS NOT ENOUGH. TRAINS ARE FUCKING GOATED‼️‼️❗️❗️‼️

IT HAS TO BE GRACE

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

My moms outlook on parenting vs how i turned out (she loves me)