Rings of Marriage

...[job?] That's a boy job. Deciding which job is a boy job and which job is a girl job? That's a girl job.

I was going to make dinner - but they went completely ape-shit.

I weigh basically the same. But I wrote down that I lost half a pound - y'know, to stay motivated.

...I deal with your son - a cross between Satan and a howler monkey.

You know how I operate. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm going to give you hell. You're going to take it. And it'll be okay.

Any domain... that I allow you to have control over... Becomes disgusting - to an alarming degree.

Suffering (and sushi)

There's all kinds of frivolous, reasonably-priced shopping out there.

I'm entitled to my nosiness. It doesn't just go away because you're boring.

I want some pancetta. And a churro.

She's wearing her boobs. And it's annoying.

I need an electric blanket. I'm old. And crotchety.