GOOD 4 U

a xiao! genshin impact social media au!

i’ve lost my mind, i’ve spent the night crying on the floor of my bathroom but you’re so unaffected, i really don’t get it but i guess good for you

๑ pairing — xiao! x f! reader [ college!au exes2lovers!au ]

๑ summary — lesson learned! never challenge hu tao when you’re drunk bc you’ll just lose and now you have to post a thread of all your exes as songs from olivia rodrigo’s hit debut album sour … or: “yn desperate much!” “yn still loves xiao? yikes! doesnt he already have someone new?” “stop ruining my relationship u bitch!”

๑ warnings — a lot of cursing, 1 sided pining, implied cheating, relationship issues, slight suggestive content, implied stalking (not xiao), toxic relationships, toxic exes, mentions of nsfw but nothing explicit

๑ status — on-going [ 012322–XXXXXX ] : updates every saturday and sunday

๑ author’s note — ignore the timestamps and dates. this is my first smau so try not to judge it too harshly!! <3 parts that have this symbol ‘ღ’ means its in written format.

* smau banner credits goes to @.sh0uno on pinterest

— profiles

shade throwers & xingqiu

nobody asked -venti

— parts

I. YOUR APATHY IS LIKE A WOUND IN SALT

๑ [ 01 ] another episode of hu tao made me do it

๑ [ 02 ] your girlfriend is a major bitch

๑ [ 03 ] i’m just disappointed at this point

๑ [ 04 ] OK I JINXED IT! BAD XINGQIU!

๑ [ 05 ] kindly fuck off xiao

๑ [ 06 ] you’re thinking of groot, aren’t you? (ღ)

๑ [ 07 ] i see xiao’s not very creative

๑ [ 08 ] arent u on house arrest

๑ [ 09 ] he’ll take her side (ღ)

๑ [ 10 ] keep? more like blackmail

๑ [ 11 ] yo bestie what

๑ [ 12 ] there’s an empty seat next to me

๑ [ 13 ] no, you’re just predictable.

๑ [ 14 ] AHA SO U A R E DATING

๑ [ 15 ] what a loser (ღ)

II. WELL, SCREW THAT AND SCREW YOU!

๑ [ 16 ] no olivia song for me baby?

๑ [ 17 ] whoever gave it to you can fucking choke

๑ [ 18 ] well i already have yours

๑ [ 19 ] go get her

๑ [ 20 ] 'veronica open the door’ level kinda crazy (ღ)

๑ [ 21 ] look who’s talking, cheater

—» [ bonus! ] call me cute endearments too >:(

๑ [ 22 ] i just cracked the code

๑ [ 23 ] dont act like ur such an angel

๑ [ 24 ] 3rd floor, room 329

๑ [ 25 ] you know who u are

๑ [ 26 ] lies! lies! lies! (ღ)

III. LIKE A DAMN SOCIOPATH!

๑ [ 27 ] its just takeouts

๑ [ 28 ] “just” lmao okay

๑ [ 29 ] could’ve been a better man (ღ)

๑ [ 30 ] fuck you

๑ [ 31 ] IM THE MAIN CHARACTER ATM

๑ [ 32 ] bring a bitch down to her knees

๑ [ 33 ] once a snitch, always a snitch

๑ [ 34 ] how reliable of u

๑ [ 35 ] tba (ღ)

…to be continued

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