what are you waiting for?

Honestly, if anything, I think porn improves people’s sex lives. I - don’t think I understand… What kind of porn is that? I’m lost. I didn’t know mom’s have their own porn…

I guess it depends on the situation and how it’s used. I would say it’s like the kind older women read to get themselves off while their husbands sleep and don’t satisfy them anymore. 

I don’t have any problem in that department, I don’t think. Mom porn? What’s a ‘mom-porn.’ Oh, god. Now I have these vision of old woman making porn. I mean, are they MILFs at least??

See, you don’t think, not yet anyways. No no, not like that. Like it’s porn moms watch. well, read, at book clubs.

Whose generation? Yours? I think I watch enough porn already. Wait. I take it back. You can never watch too much porn. Oh, I see. I only have my cousin - I mean, I don’t have brothers or sisters. I have step-sisters but they usually get me in trouble…

What, like your 35 years old now? To be fair, it’s very ‘mom-porn’ if anything. I dunno, I think you could end up overstimulated, and then you might not be able to get it up, and then where would you be? Ahh, family is good for that, I normally got my sister in trouble though, blaming her for stuff. 

Isn’t that porn or something? Some - bondage movie. I dunno. Sounds like a good movie to watch. You pissed off your sister? What? Why??

50 Shades of What? Tsk. Didn’t know you’re into movies like that. I don’t think anybody really get along with their parents. I mean, great if people do, but I don’t know anybody who does. Which, if you think about it, sucks.

Grey? You haven’t heard about it? Movies like what? Really? I mean, plenty of people do, I think... My sister does, but I pissed them off, so... Yeah, it does suck.

Nice. What kind of movies? What’s wrong with my dad? He’s a massive tool, how about that? No, but for real. He’s just - I dunno. He’s just an ass.

Uh, oh just a couple of new ones, ant man, 50 shades of grey, trainwreck, just weird ones. [laughs] I guess that sums it up. Yeah, I know what you mean, I don’t get on with my parents very well either. 

Awesome. Got anything good? My trip went well, thanks for asking. I wish I’d stayed longer but my old man was being a total pain in the ass so now I’m back.

I got a bunch of movies and clothes, nothing too fancy. It was nice though. What about you? Ahh, what’s wrong with your dad? Giving you grief for something? 

I guess not. I won’t say anything anyway. I was just messing with you. So, how are ya?

Oh, thanks, I’m sure the boss wouldn’t be too mad, I’m pretty careful. Ahh, I see. I’m good, I had a nice holiday, how was your trip? 

Tsk. Don’t try and hide it. 

I saw that.