Fanfic: The Wedding Mission
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A thundermans future-fic following Nora Thundermanâs wedding, a villain attack, family-bonding, and a few explosions along the way, but as long as the wedding cake is okay, all is well, right? No ship except Nora/OC
Chapter 1: Welcome to Wedding Week
The family was gathered at a luxury lakeside resort that sparkled like it knew it was about to host something important. White tents dotted the lawn, floral arches framed the water, and somewhere in the distance, a flock of doves practiced what could only be described as takeoff drills.
In short: Nora Thundermanâs wedding was about to be a production.
And Phoebe Thunderman was the stage manager.
She stood in the middle of the chaos, clipboard in hand, watching as staff carried bouquets, boxes of candles, and a suspicious number of fire extinguishers. Her phone buzzed every ten seconds with some variation of âWe ran out of peonies!â or âThe cake decorator fainted!â or âIs your family⌠normal?â
The last one got a flat, No comment.
âPhoebe!â a voice barked from behind her.
She turned just in time to see Nora,  radiant, terrifying, and wielding a binder thicker than a city phone book , striding toward her. The binder was color-coded, tabbed, and, Phoebe swore, humming with latent energy.
âWe told them ivory napkins,â Nora said, flipping open the binder like she was revealing evidence in a courtroom. âDoes that look ivory to you?â
Phoebe blinked at the offending table setting. âThatâsâuhâtechnically eggshell?â
âEggshell,â Nora repeated slowly, eyes narrowing. âI love you, sis, but if one more person says âtechnically,â Iâm going full supernova before dessert.â
âDuly noted,â Phoebe said quickly, tugging the napkin out of sight. âYou look beautiful, by the way.â
âI know,â Nora said, not missing a beat. âBut thanks.â
From behind them came the sound of slow, deliberate clapping.
âOh, good,â Phoebe muttered. âBecause what I needed right now was a dramatic entrance.â
Max sauntered into view, all black suit, dark shades, and a smirk that screamed Iâm only here for the open bar. âWow. You really went all out, Nora. Iâm almost impressed. Didnât think the League let you host weddings this close to a potential supervillain target.â
âThey donât,â Nora said sweetly. âBut I told them if anyone tries to ruin my day, Iâll personally turn them into confetti.â
Max grinned. âThatâs the Thunderman spirit.â
Phoebe sighed. âPlease donât encourage her.â
âRelax,â Max said, throwing an arm around Phoebeâs shoulders. âIâm just here to play groomsman, not troublemaker.â
âYou say that like those are mutually exclusive things,â she muttered, shrugging him off.
He opened his mouth for a comeback, but a soft thud interrupted them, followed by a low groan.
Max and Phoebe turned to see Billy sitting on the edge of the fountain, holding his head in his hands.
âOh no,â Phoebe murmured. âWhat now?â
Max tilted his head. âHangover already? We havenât even hit the rehearsal dinner.â
Billy looked up, and to everyoneâs surprise, he wasnât smiling. âSheâs getting married.â
âSharp observation, Sherlock,â Max said. âI hear thatâs kind of the point of weddings.â
âNo, you donât get it.â Billyâs voice cracked a little. âSheâs getting married. Like, sheâs gonna have a husband. A house. Maybe kids. And then what? What happens to us?â
Phoebe softened. âBillyââ
âSheâs my best friend,â he said, running a hand through his hair. âWe used to train together. Watch dumb movies together. Now sheâs gonna be busy doing⌠married people things.â
Max raised an eyebrow. âGross phrasing, bro.â
Billy threw him a look. âYou know what I mean!â
âHey,â Phoebe said gently, sitting beside him. âSheâs not leaving you behind. Sheâs just starting a new chapter. Youâll always be her brother.â
âYeah,â Max added, crossing his arms. âBesides, youâre like, impossible to get rid of. Trust me, weâve tried.â
That earned a weak laugh. âYou really think it wonât change everything?â
Phoebe hesitated. âItâll change something, sure. But not the part that matters.â
Before Billy could reply, Nora appeared again, binder in hand, smile sharp enough to slice glass. âWhy is nobody arranging the centerpieces?â
âWeâre having an emotional sibling moment,â Max said.
âNot on my schedule,â Nora replied. Then, catching Billyâs expression, her tone softened. âHey. You good?â
Billy forced a smile. âYeah, totally. Just⌠thinking.â
Nora looked at him for a long moment, then said, âGood. Because Iâm thinking too, specifically about where I put the second set of embroidered napkins.â And with that, she swept away, shouting orders at a passing florist.
Phoebe sighed. âSheâs going to incinerate someone before this weekend is over.â
âPlace your bets now,â Max said, checking his watch. âMy moneyâs on the DJ.â
Before Phoebe could answer, a familiar voice called from across the courtyard.
âKids! Group photo in five!â
Hank and Barb stood by the gazebo, both beaming like theyâd just won a lifetime achievement award for parenting. Barb waved her phone. âAnd after the photo, we need to talk to you two about something important!â
Max groaned. âIf this is another âyouâre not getting any youngerâ speech, Iâm jumping into the lake.â
Phoebe pressed her lips together. âJust⌠smile and get through it.â
As they walked over, Max muttered, âIf they start hinting about grandkids, Iâm using my powers.â
The twins stepped into position beside their siblings as the camera flashed. Behind them, the lake shimmered, birds chirped, and the photographer cooed something about âpicture-perfect family moments.â
Nora smiled through clenched teeth. âEveryone look happy, or Iâm rescheduling this shoot.â
And for one fleeting moment, the Thundermans did look perfect: Hank and Barb in the center with Nora between them, the twins on the right, Billy and Chloe to the left, all smiles, all love, all chaos waiting to detonate.
Phoebe exhaled, just as Max leaned toward her and whispered, âBet you twenty bucks this is the calm before the storm.â
She didnât even glance at him. âMax, weâre Thundermans. Thereâs always a storm brewing.â
Chapter 2: Love, Lies, and League Alerts
The rehearsal dinner was technically over, though nobody had told Max that âoverâ meant âstop sampling the dessert table.â He was halfway through a second slice of chocolate mousse cake when Phoebeâs phone buzzed with a familiar tone: three quick beeps, one long.
She froze mid-sip of a well-earned cocktail. âOh no.â
Max didnât look up. âIf thatâs Mom reminding you about sunscreen again, tell her I burn heroically.â
âItâs the League,â she hissed.
That got his attention. He wiped frosting off his thumb and leaned closer as she opened the message:
Hero League Priority Notice
Surveillance ping detected near Hidden Lake Resort. Possible villain reconnaissance. Agents in area advised to stay alert and maintain cover.
Phoebeâs stomach dropped. âYouâve got to be kidding me. The wedding is a League-flagged hotspot?â
Max grinned. âI mean, statistically speaking, where we go, explosions follow.â
She pinched the bridge of her nose. âWe cannot let Nora find out. If she thinks her weddingâs at risk of villain interference, sheâllââ
ââblast the venue off the map,â Max finished cheerfully. âGuess weâre on hero duty.â
Phoebe sighed. âOn stealth hero duty. No powers unless absolutely necessary. Blend in. Observe. Report. Got it?â
Max gave a mock salute. âYes, Captain Buzzkill.â
She elbowed him just as someone cleared their throat behind them.
âExcuse me,â said a voice, smooth as honey.
They turned to see a woman standing by the archway: late twenties, sleek ponytail, crisp white blazer that screamed competent but mysterious. A clipboard rested in one hand; her other was tucked casually into her pocket.
âHi,â she said. âYou must be the brideâs siblings. Iâm Lana, the new assistant planner. Mr. Kessler had to step away, so Iâll be taking over coordination for the weekend.â
Phoebe blinked. âWe⌠already have a planner.â
Lana smiled politely. âOf course. Iâm just helping out with logistics.â Her eyes flicked to Phoebeâs phone, the League message still half-visible on the screen. âBusy evening?â
Phoebe slid the phone behind her back. âJust, uh⌠group chat.â
Max, meanwhile, was grinning like someone had just handed him a new toy. âWell, Lana, welcome to the family circus. You sure you know what youâre signing up for?â
âAfter what Iâve seen tonight?â Lana said smoothly. âI think I can handle it.â
She turned to check the seating chart, and Max mouthed wow behind her back.
Phoebe groaned. âOh no. Not now.â
âWhat?â Max whispered. âIâm just being friendly.â
âYouâre being you,â she whispered back. âFlirting with potential suspects is not subtle or tactical.â
He shrugged. âHey, if sheâs evil, Iâll charm the intel right out of her.â
Phoebe stared. âThatâs not a tactic. Thatâs a lifestyle problem.â
Lana looked back over her shoulder. âSomething wrong?â
Phoebe forced a smile. âNope! Everythingâs great. Just sibling⌠coordination.â
âWonderful,â Lana said. âThen if youâll excuse me, Iâll do a quick security check on the ballroom doors.â
She strode off, phone pressed to her ear.
The twins watched her disappear down the corridor.
Phoebe muttered, âNobody does a âsecurity checkâ at ten p.m. on a wedding rehearsal night.â
Max tilted his head. âUnless sheâs thorough. Or dangerous. Or both.â
âExactly why you should not be giving her your âI like troubleâ face.â
He smirked. âI have more than one âI like troubleâ face.â
She swatted him. âMax.â
He held up his hands. âRelax. Iâll keep an eye on her. Discreetly.â
Phoebe narrowed her eyes. âYour version of discreet involves sunglasses indoors.â
âStylish and subtle.â
Phoebe grabbed his arm before he could follow Lana. âNo. Youâre not going anywhere near her alone. We investigate together.â
Max grinned. âTeam Thundertwins back in action?â
âTeam âDonât Ruin Noraâs Wedding,ââ she corrected.
He looked genuinely amused. âThatâs a terrible team name.â
âThen try not to make it prophetic.â
From across the courtyard, Noraâs voice rang out: âPhoebe! I need you to re-alphabetize the seating chart again! I think the order âfeels more romanticâ if names flow clockwise!â
Phoebe closed her eyes. âOf course it does.â
Max chuckled. âIâll start shadowing Lana. You handle Bridezilla.â
âNo,â Phoebe said instantly.
He was already walking backward, hands in pockets, grinning. âRelax, sis. Whatâs the worst that could happen?â
She glared. âYou just jinxed it.â
As Max sauntered after the suspiciously competent assistant, Phoebeâs communicator buzzed again. A second League message flashed:
Confirmed:Â Tech theft cell suspected in area. Motive unknown. Maintain vigilance.
Phoebe glanced at her brotherâs retreating figure and muttered under her breath, âVigilance is going to be impossible.â
From somewhere near the patio came Maxâs voice, faint but cocky:
âHey, Lana, so, uh, do you believe in fate?â
Phoebe groaned and buried her face in her hands. âWe are so doomed.â
Chapter 3: Villains, Vibes, and Very Unwanted Introductions
By the next morning, the resort looked like a Pinterest board had exploded. Ribbons, flowers, and glass lanterns glimmered across the courtyard. It was all picture-perfect, if you ignored the faint hum of Phoebeâs Hero League communicator tucked in her blazer pocket.
She hadnât slept much. Between keeping an eye on the âassistant plannerâ and deflecting Noraâs midnight meltdown about the wrong shade of hydrangea, her nerves were frayed.
Max, of course, looked annoyingly rested.
He strolled up, hands in pockets, sunglasses in place, smirk firmly installed. âMorning, sis. Sleep well?â
âLike a hero whose brother didnât sneak off with the prime suspect,â Phoebe muttered.
Max grinned. âRelax. Lanaâs clean, probably. I ran into her at the coffee bar. We talked shop.â
âShop,â Phoebe echoed. âAs in?â
âAs in wedding logistics,â he said innocently. âAnd, you know, hobbies. She likes skydiving. I like things that explode. Itâs basically fate.â
Phoebe glared. âMax, she was accessing a locked staff room last night.â
He shrugged. âMaybe she was doing planner stuff.â
âOr maybe sheâs a villain scouting her next heist.â
He gave her a sideways look. âYou say that about everyone who makes eye contact with me.â
âThatâs because you have a type.â
He pointed at her. âThat was uncalled for and possibly accurate.â
Before Phoebe could retort, Barb appeared out of nowhere, which was impressive, considering she was wearing heels and carrying a tray of muffins.
âThere you are, sweetie!â Barb beamed. âOh, and Max, youâre here too, wonderful. Now, Phoebe, come meet someone!â
Phoebeâs stomach sank. âSomeoneâŚ?â
Hank followed behind, ushering along a tall, awkwardly smiling man in a suit. âThis is Trevor! Heâs Evanâs coworker. Works in tech, just like him. Great guy.â
Trevor extended a hand. âHey! I heard youâre the maid of honor-slash-superhero. Thatâs so cool!â
Phoebe blinked. âUm. Thanks. But Iâm, um, kind of busy helping my sister right now.â
âOh, nonsense,â Barb said, gently nudging her forward. âYou can take five minutes to chat. Itâs good to network!â
Max leaned against a pillar, biting back laughter. âOh, this is gold.â
Phoebe shot him a look that could melt steel. âNot. A. Word.â
Trevor smiled nervously. âSo, uh⌠what do you do when youâre not saving the world?â
âMostly prevent him from ending it,â she said, jerking a thumb toward Max.
âHey,â Max protested. âI havenât ended anything in at least five years.â
Hank clapped Trevor on the shoulder. âGreat sense of humor, this family. Anyway, Phoebe, Trevorâs single, youâre singleââ
âDad!â she hissed, mortified.
Max was openly laughing now. âPlease continue. This is the best wedding breakfast Iâve ever attended.â
âMax!â she snapped. âDonât you have somewhere else toââ
Her communicator buzzed. She turned slightly away, pretending to adjust her hair. The League message glowed faintly against her palm:
Update: Unauthorized transmissions intercepted from resortâs staff network. Possible target confirmed: prototype tech belonging to Evan Kline.
Phoebe froze. Evan? Noraâs fiancĂŠ?
Trevor blinked. âYou okay?â
âFine!â she said quickly. âTotally fine. Gottaâuhâcheck on the cake!â
She hurried off before anyone could question it. Behind her, she heard Max still laughing.
âTrevor, sheâs just shy,â Barb said. âYou have to give her time.â
âOh, I donât think timeâs the issue,â Max muttered, grinning.
Phoebe ducked into the service hallway behind the ballroom and activated her wrist comms. âLeague, this is Thundergirl. Confirm that target is Kline prototype?â
Confirmed. Kline neural-energy converter is registered with the Leagueâs tech division. Intelligence suggests a group called Villain Syndicate plans to acquire it at the wedding. Maintain low profile.
She exhaled sharply. âLow profile. Right. At a wedding with my entire family.â
She rounded a corner, and nearly collided with Max.
âWhy are you everywhere I am?â she demanded.
âBecause where you go, the drama goes,â he said cheerfully. âAlso, I saw you sprint off mid-conversation with Mr. Awkward Tech Guy. I had to know why.â
She held up her comm device. âThe villains are after Evanâs prototype. Theyâre already inside.â
She glared. âMaybe if you actually tailed Lana, instead of flirted all night, we would have some information.â
Max smirked. âDonât jump to conclusions.â
Before she could stop him, he pulled a small scanner from his jacket, one of his own modifications, judging by the blinking red lights and slightly concerning humming noise.
âMax,â she warned, âif that explodesââ
âIt wonât,â he said confidently. Then, after a beat: âProbably.â
The scanner emitted a sharp ping. They both froze.
âSource?â Phoebe whispered.
Max pointed toward the ballroom. âBack corner, near the gift table.â
Phoebe exhaled. âOf course. Right next to the thousand-dollar floral arrangement.â
They crept toward the ballroom doors. Through the small glass window, Phoebe saw Lana speaking to a pair of caterers, only the caterersâ uniforms looked off. Too new. Too stiff. Their nametags were blank.
âSuspicious enough for you now?â she murmured.
Max tilted his head. âStill could be normal catering incompetence.â
One of the âcaterersâ discreetly slid a small device beneath the tablecloth.
âOr,â he added, ânot.â
Before they could intervene, a familiar voice behind them said, âKids!â
They both jumped. Barb and Hank were standing there, smiling far too widely. Hank was waving a young man in a polo shirt over.
âThis is Ryan!â Barb said brightly. âHeâs a physical therapist from Metroburg. Heâs single!â
Phoebe closed her eyes. âPlease, just please stop doing this.â
Max turned around, grinning ear to ear. âOh, no, please donât. Iâm living for this subplot.â
Phoebe clenched her jaw. âMom, Dad, I am literally in the middle ofââ
Max cut her off smoothly. âA top-secret hero mission,â he said loudly. âThatâs code for âtrying to get a date.ââ
Phoebeâs elbow found his ribs. Hard.
âOWâokay, okay! Message received, Ice Queen.â
Ryan blinked. âSo⌠should I come back later?â
âYes!â Phoebe said. âOr never! Neverâs fine too!â
Barb frowned. âPhoebe, sweetheart, we just want you to be happy.â
âIâd be happier if youâd stop setting me up during potential villain attacks.â
Hank laughed like she was joking. âThatâs our Phoebe, always the dramatic one.â
They finally walked off, leaving Phoebe glaring daggers at Max.
He grinned. âIâm just saying, if you end up single forever, it wonât be for lack of parental effort.â
âMax,â she said, âyouâre insufferable.â
He winked. âAnd yet youâd be lost without me.â
A muffled click came from the ballroom, the sound of metal meeting metal. They both turned.
Phoebeâs expression hardened. âLetâs move.â
Max grinned, flexing his fingers. âFinally.â
And together, the twins slipped into the ballroom, unaware that Lanaâs cool gaze was already following them and that beneath the gift table, the deviceâs red light had just begun to blink.