* KEROPOYO ! ! ! *

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“This is how it always begins.”

“Can we get this over with already?”

“We could just lie.”

“It’s just not a proper band name.”

“I packed you some oranges.”

“I have something for you.”

“Hey, you’re up!”

“Wow, thanks for the van.”

“Just, uhh, give me a sec.”

“I kinda thought you’d be eating, not working.”

“Are you sure it was that one?”

“I’m going tonight and I think that you should come with.”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t just leave on a whim.”

“What is this? Some sort of destiny rubbish?”

“It is, like, way too early for all this yelling.”

“I thought you were, like, dead.”

“I’ve never done the whole, like, explanation thing before.”

“I dunno! What am I, a pocket scientist?”

“Oh, right. I was being chased.”

“You forgot you were being chased!?”

“We’re all in trouble!”

“Stop acting like you know more than me!”

“Stop acting like a child!”

“Good. This is good.”

“Most people are super chill.”

“Get ready to be, like, dazzled.”

“A warning would’ve been nice!”

“And what’s in it for me?”

“That’s a curiosity worth saving.”

“Yeah, so, I’m kinda done with all this.”

“Get ready for the drop.”

“I, like, gave you a heads up. You should’ve said something.”

“There is absolutely no way she’s coming back for us.”

“Hope y’all are ready to be dazzled by 2,000 volts of justice.”

“So… we almost got killed.”

“I vote we keep them on. They’re stylish, man.”

“Why do you hate fun, ___?”

“You have to think before you do things!”

“You’ve got to respect someone trying to innovate in their field.”

“Who in their right mind enjoys post-war American food?”

“It’s about the whatever.”

“This is, like, a baby puzzle. I solved this when I was baby.”

“Well, you seem aimless and hungry.”

“I don’t go to, like, nerd parties.”

“This is pretty much just getting into a club. That’s what I do every day.”

“Should I even be surprised?”

“I think maybe this isn’t the best plan.”

“Uh, it’s more locked than I thought it would be.”

“You’re stronger than I remember.”

“Does playing guitar give you muscles?”

“Can you just let me try something, ___? Without commentary?”

“How many times do you have to fail to learn the same lesson?”

“They’re all… dead?”

“You can mess up even if you stand still.”

“Do I get a turn at being smug now?”

“The wait will make it, like, better.”

“Party time, corpses.”

“Well, this is… literal.”

“Yeah, it’s just been a while.”

“Dude, relax. The pressure couldn’t be more off.”

“Oof, that is one rowdy crowdy.”

“Sorry I left you out there.”

“I wasn’t ready.”

“Why’d you choose to sit in the grossest room at the party?”

“I’d say it can’t get much worse.”

“I think we just gotta do it.”

“We can always count on you to fail.”

“I wasn’t trying to be funny.”

“No, I think that now is probably the worst time for that.”

“He’s not gonna get better.”

“He’s dead weight.”

“Why doesn’t anyone care about how I’m feeling!?”

“If you don’t even want to be in my life why do you care how I live it!?”

“I wanted to give you another chance!”

“I can’t drop everything in my life just because you want to figure out yours!”

“You left me.”

“Hey, if I wanted to leave, I could’ve!”

“This is my home, isn’t it nice?”

“Everything’s been so easy for you!”

“Nobody cares about me unless I’m doing… something.”

“Well, I don’t know why I’m doing anything.”

“And I know I should trust you, but the truth is… inside, I don’t.”

“I’m just so tired of faking it.”

“I definitely wasn’t trying to, y’know, leave you.”

“You guys are being, like, way too hard on yourself.”

“The only thing I’m obsessed with is justice!”

“When you force it, they really do grow up so fast.”

“Why are you wearing a parka still?”

“You really shouldn’t have come back here.”

“You ruined my life.”

“Everyone’s mad at me all the time but I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.”

“You never actually apologize.”

“So, you didn’t mess up.”

“I helped?”

“I think you’re basically good, ___. You just need to, like, get better at it.”

“It’s always gotta be something, huh!?”

“I’m coming in. Don’t be naked.”

“I don’t wanna talk.”

“You had a bad thought. I have those all the time.”

“You stuck with me, so now you’re stuck with me.”

“That’s, like, pretty metal.”

“We’re not gonna run anymore.”

“I tried to ignore everything but it just keeps hurting everyone.”

“I’m sorry I tried to push you when you said you weren’t ready.”

“If you want me to say I feel better now, I don’t.”

“Maybe the experience is the point.”