just your friendly neighborhood geek

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

Sir this is the single sexiest thing I’ve ever witnessed on this website.

It's been years and this post is still making half of tumblr extremely horny for wires

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you