just your friendly neighborhood geek

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

*hearing metal clanking and clashing* what's that sound? the knights... i think they're... no, they couldn't be...

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABEY!!!!!

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

World Heritage Post

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

Grace at 3 am with what’s left of his sleep deprived brain struggling: hot buns this is the best essay I’ve read all year. I’m giving this student two stars

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone