Adam, you never got an 'A' in science

Hello, I'm Barbara Maitland. It's a pleasure to meet you. Look, I'll just get this over with now--yes, I'm a ghost; and yes, I am telling the truth. I promise that I'm not of any harm, either! I live comfortably in the small town of Winter River with my charming husband, Adam; a very sweet girl whom I consider to be my surrogate daughter, Lydia; and Lydia's real parents, (or at least her birth father) the Deetzes. Despite being dead, and everything that had happened over the past year, I really do hope that I can become happily acquainted with all of you! { RP account for Barbara Maitland from Beetlejuice | Affiliated with Twisted Role Play | Will reply to anyone! | Tracking the tag: ridingsandworms } var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); var page = (''+window.location+''); document.write('