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“And tell Luke to stop calling me on every crap, I’m a single dad, I have better things to do.”

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skeletoninspace

Tell me you have daddy issues without telling me you have daddy issues

I’ll go first.

morgana-pendragon

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + letterboxd reviews

(insp.)

spunky09

Artist is Nicole J. Wroblewski

incorrectmandalorian

mando fights the droids, but a slowed version of “toxic” by britney spears plays in the background

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ithelpstodream

thesweetscentofbooks

Fucking thank you

sirowsky

Just ALL of THIS 👆

Every fucking word. Teach every child this and the world would be so much more enjoyable, for EVERYONE.

gffa

I AM DYING YOU GUYS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING NOT JUST THAT THE BABY WAS LIKE “FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT” AND JUST SLAMMED THE PRAM LID SHUT BUT THIS IS ON THE HEELS OF LAST SEASON WHERE CARA AND DIN WERE ARM WRESTLING AND THE BABY WAS LIKE

REAL FUCKIN’ MAD AND WAS LIKE I’M GONNA STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU WHEN HE THOUGHT DIN WAS GENUINELY IN DANGER BUT THIS SHIT? GETTING INTO FIGHTS WITH LOWLIFES ON WHAT’S PROBABLY A HO-HUM HUNT FOR INFORMATION? APPARENTLY IT’S JUST ROUTINE AND BORING DIN’S NOT IN ANY ACTUAL REAL DANGER, I’M GUESSING SO THE BABY’S JUST LIKE “NAH, I’M NOT DEALING WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN, YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN, SEE YOU IN A FEW” AND JUST LOL FOREVER THAT YOU HAVE TWO MODES WITH THE BABY: - “NAH” - “YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS YOUR NEW ANGRY BABY OVERLORD OR WILL CRUSH YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND” THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN. GOD, LOL, STAR WARS IS THE BEST

thcrin

baby just noped his way outta there

absurdthirst

AHHHHHHHH

riderofpern

This was my fave part! AAAAAHHHH!

azoraahai

THE MANDALORIAN S2

riderofpern

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

jockoppressor

if you experience depression, reblog with your opinion on:

plain tortilla chips eaten with nothing on them

eating cereal by the handful, straight out of the box

cold, 4-day old leftovers

peanut butter straight out of the jar

eating two slices of bread

riderofpern

1. Yes. Its the cronch

2. No. I don't eat cereal, like, ever.

3. Yes, especially pizza

4. Been there, at least im getting protein

5. Yeah but not plain. Need butter or jelly

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out-of-context-batfam

Booster Gold #12

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Hot damn Alfred

clownarmy

So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice

bailesu

Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.

stone-faced-sunset

Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back

i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters

Hocus Pocus (1993)

incorrectmandalorian

don’t choke

dindjarindiaries

SO I FOUND THE BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE TO WRITE/STUDY TO. Search for the channel called “Ambient Worlds”. They have a soundscape MANDALORIAN THEMED. It has a ton of different animated scenes from Tatooine and desert sounds mixed with music from the show. OBSESSED. ~🍓

Oh my goodness, I just started listening to it and it’s playing “Sacrifice” right now and I’m gonna cry

riderofpern

Thank you for this! Im always lookong for new things to listen to while working. There are a few different vids on this channel im excited for!

geraskefer

INCORRECT WITCHER QUOTES [#02]

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grey-and-stuff

If you don’t love me at my

Then you don’t deserve me at my

abomasnow

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

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