Another Heathers the Musical Starter List ( part 1 of something )
TW for eating disorders, feel free to change pronouns!
"I believe I'm a good person. I mean, I believe there's good in everyone."
"I look around at people I've known all my life and I ask myself — what happened?"
"Then we got bigger. That was the trigger."
"This ain't no high school – this is the thunder dome."
"Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon!"
"College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June!"
"I know life can be beautiful."
"If we change back then, we can change again."
"We could be beautiful, just not today."
"Take my diploma, then I can blow this town!"
"Fight the urge to strike a match, and set this dump ablaze!"
"What did you say to me, skank?"
"We on for our movie night?"
"What can I say? I'm always a sucker for a happy ending."
"Hey! Pick that up, right now."
"I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?"
"You're a high school has-been waiting to happen, a future gas station attendant."
"They float above it all."
"They're solid teflon. Never bothered, never harassed."
"I would give anything to be like that."
"I would like to be their boyfriend."
"I would like them to be nicer."
"Grow up, _____, bulimia is so '87."
"____ wasn't feeling well. We were helping her."
"If people think that you're tolerating me, they'll leave me alone."
"For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure."
"This could be beautiful."
"You're gonna die at 9 pm."
"Don't you dare touch me, get away pervert!"
"You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!"
"Ask me how it feels – looking like hell on wheels!"
"It's a beautiful freakin' day!"
