The Most Interesting Spy in the World

Jason Statham is Rick Ford

“But let’s say I believe you mean me no harm. What next?”

“They don’t exist, it is a physical impossibility, not everything you see in movies can be done.” 

“Yeah, well, people ain’t supposed to be able to survive after ingesting 180 different kinds of poisons all at once, but here I am. I know you MI6 people like your secrets, but we’re on the same team here and maybe a new face could be the thing that saves the day.”

“Who the hell are you, and what’s going on?”

“Sorry about that unpleasantness, miss. They wanted to get something from you and I don’t know what just yet. How about we catch up over coffee?”

         “Aww. Well, since you asked so nicely.” she leans back into her seat. it’s fully evident she has no intention of hand- ing them over.

“Look, this ain’t no game, lady. You have private property in your hands  that don’t belong to you. Now please hand it over so I don’t have to get unpleasant.”