Lover Boy

No ‘mo. While I unwind & nurse a cold one, my girlfriend’s little bro prefers something a little warmer that he can drink straight from the tap. Nice guy that I am, & being in a position to give him what he wants, I do.

When an emergency work has a 5-alarm bone on, it’s an emergency! Someone, quick, suck it!

The first time I fuck a guy I monitor him closely, taking mental note of which of my moves are most successful at procuring the desired effect. Down the home stretch, however, I turn off my mind, throw my hips into overdrive & just fuck like a demon cuz now I need to get my nut & I know from years of experience that bottom boyz love it when I do.

If you wrap it right you don’t gotta flaunt it & still everyone in the locker room will know just what you’re packin’.

This is why people keep saying we should eat the rich, just in case you were wondering

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

yea that’s him :/

Yeah, bro, you’re next in line for this guy. But experience tells me that, after I finally deposit a load up an asshole, it’s kind of stretched-out for a while. So if I were you, considering the size of our respective equipment, I would go find another asshole to fuck at this party instead of waiting for this one.

I volunteer

Tbh this looks like something that should be permanently attached to my goddamn head 😅